Hi guys, been lurking for a week and starting to understand crypto.

>starting to understand
>yobit

Sent ;)

>>2336009

thanks man. haven't received it yet, just waiting on confirmations.

Ill buy up a bunch of KIDS at 4 satoshi or 5 from yobit, then when bancor comes out ill invest all my profits into it. fingers crossed, and thanks for helping me get started.

>>2335889
this but unironically i need mone
i just started today
trying to get balls deep into KIDS

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>>2336082
i just realized that was the worst use of balls deep fuck me

>>2335889
fuck off faggot. i can find 50 dollars in quarters in my car u mouth breather. kys and sent ;)

>>2335889
What is with the beg threads Jesus. It's not hard to buy bitcoin. Just invest 50$ of your own money and away you go faggots.

OP here.

still haven't received anything :(

I would be happy to help any posters on this thread. I spend 8 hours every day researching every ICO and coin, and my predictions have been really good lately.

I am happy to share my knowledge to help other people make money if they'll give me a small percentage of their gains back.

>>2336324
sent x5 ;)

>>2336339

thanks, can you link to blockchain.info? I can't seem to find lol

>>2336324
They're trolling you.

Nobody is going to send you anything you poor piece of shit. Stop begging and rethink your life choices.

Also, sent ;)

>>2336464
LURK MOARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>2335889
I can send you some kids if you post your kids address

>>2336488

Ah I get it...

i'm actually genuinely willing to help some /biz/bros make money on here. I know an upcoming ICO that will hit 10x as soon as it hits market, and it will become bigger than stratis.

if anyone wants to connect, let me know.

>>2336524

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thanks buddy.

one of the reasons I have no BTC now is because I accidentally sent ETC instead of ETH to my ethereum address on yobit exchange.

Its been days but they haven't replied back, and that was my entire savings and earnings T_T

>>2336529
Yeah I bet people are just DYING to get advice from someone with no money

Brb getting retirement advice from homeless man down the street

>>2336583

well, I have good predictions. the coaches don't necessarily have to be a good athlete to succeed in the world of football.

mentors have use too.

>>2336601
That is not how it works with investing bud.

Here's my advice: go get a job

Not one person here is going to give you anything of value and it makes you look pathetic

>>2336624

lol. some people just need a little push to get started. I would easily take a 1 month loan from you with 200% ROI under contract if you want. that's how confident I am.

>>2335889
can haz 2?
BTC >>1E8ck7zz4TagTCotyzvZ1yyUzeffPNXx8N

>>2336529
>>2336529
yeah, i'm buying BANCOR too.

How about instead of "researching" for 8 hours a day, you get an actual job. Being a wagecuck isn't a meme solution if you're literally poor.
Don't assume you're guaranteed some unrealistic ROI either. Trading with money you can't afford to lose is just glorified gambling.

>>2336546
Sent you 50000 kids. Don't sell them tho.

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Newfag here. Could someone send me some buttcoin as a test? Nothing much, just a single satoshi is all. I'm just trying to figure out how this works.

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>>2336771

How can BANCOR lose? The ICO price is always lower than market price. It will 3x at least, a conservative estimate.

I was a big proponent of BAT and look how well that did. ICO's always hit market much higher, and with only a week of waiting it's a safe investment.

>>2336776

I won't sell them. Thanks.

Did you really send? How long until it appears in my yobit account?

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>>2336852
JUST

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>>2336852
OP

Please listen. I know you are a newfag but sent;) is a meme. Sorry I had to be the one to tell you

>>2337356
Also I'll fuck with you OP do you have Kik?

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Send help lads
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>>2337373
The advice in exchange for gains part of your deal.

>>2336529
Nice

Sent ;)

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>>2335889

You think that you can learn enough simply by lurking /biz/? I'm looking to get into crypto but I've only been here for a couple hours. I need to learn about various strategies (pump & dump, ICO and hold, others?), how one finds and evaluates new coins, where to buy and sell and the safest way to store coins. I have $30k to invest but I plan on starting with $1k and slowly rolling it in.

Any resources other than /biz/?

>>2337515
/biz is not a resource, 90% of whats on here is memes and bullshit.

pump and dump is not a 'strategy'

pls leave

>>2337569

Alright.

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>>2336082

>>2335889
>>2336082
>>2336546
>>2336646
>>2337376

Sent ;)

>>2335889
>also trying to buy KIDS

Alright I'll do you you favor: don't buy KIDS.

>>2337737
Well...if you are giving free money out...
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