"Anon, you're not even 25 yet, how did you become

>>2327502
All my relatives are apparently oil tycoons, so...

>>2327502
I Bought RDD

Listened to fellow ass burgers on a Cambodian basket weaving forum

Two words, boomers: Bit. Bean.

>>2327550
>yfw this will literally be the answer

>>2327502
But i am in my 30s and broke shitposting on a mexican hat dancing forum

>>2327502
I bought shitcoins

>>2327573
Why the fuck are you here? /biz/ is for closers and smartfags, not losers

There needs to be some kind of net worth verification before being allowed to post here

>>2327502
i bought real estate my boomer friend, it allways goes up!

that reminds me bill you still owe me that 20DGB

>>2327502
"But I'm 35 and I'm poor. What are you talking about?"

>>2327502
i bought a bunch of magic internet beans when they were worth nothing and they mooned to 20million marketcap

>But I'm 26............
>Oh I see that makes sense
>Doesn't explain why you have no wife or kids yet
>Even Though you're a billionaire, you're still a disappointment to the family

sheeeeit

Wheres my plate of tendies? reeeeeeEE3EEEEEEEE333E3!!!¡!

>>2327626
Just tell them they're cut out of the will and go full MGTOW

>implying i have a family or money

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>>2327714