When are you going to stop playing with that video game money and start making real investments?
>>2292098
When will you stop watching TV, eating your banquet microwavable meals, and counting the liver spots on your head?
when I drive my lambo fresh out the lot gramps
>>2292098
Even if he gives bad advice, this grandpa/great-uncle/etc looks like a great family member to have. Cautious but not overbearing, judgmental but in a jocular way with the best intentions, an overall warm and caring man.
>>2292098
When real investments start making gains as real as video game money.
>>2292170
Nasdaq index funds
>>2292178
I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch that over the sound of my lambo engine roaring.
My grandpa came over the other day. I showed him my portfolio. He said "Hmm, that's alright. You should be careful though. Back in the day, I knew a lot of people. And the deals I made were always on the side. I remember buying stock from Bank X for 1 monetary unit and selling it for 5 to my contacts. Great money I did back there"
Jesus, we're just like him.