>buy $1000 ETH on coinbase at a high price >ETH tanks to

>>2248532
No, but I am.

get your coins out of there asap

They'll probably ban you for being a Jamal so move anything you have on there to somewhere else and then they can fuck off

>>2248532
>>now have $2000
Congrats, you have found a way to make money out of thin air!
Enjoy it while it lasts.
Which it probably won't…

>buy $1000 ETH on coinbase at a high price
>ETH tanks to $130
>freak out and call my bank and ask them to stop the payment
But this is the core thing in your post.
WTF are you doing man?
You are "investing" in a highly volatile, speculative asset. Man up and accept this fact! No one is guaranteeing you "moons". If you can't accept this, get the fuck out of crypto (or any form of investment for that matter).

>>2248532
yr fucked lad. Irs is gonna audit yr little nuts off, cuckboi.

>>2248532
Get your coins off of coinbase and prepare to be banned.

>>2248552
>get the fuck out of crypto
I am, I sold all my coins and I plan on never returning

>>2248532
Once cuckbase finds out they will ban your ass...better get that shit outta there asap bruh. Also weak hands blah blah

i'm going to try this but it's going to be much more than $1000.

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>>2248532
if you had bought the eth at 130$, you'd have 2700$
get good OP

>>2248532
Did this actually happen? How can they just reverse a transaction that went through?

>>2248532
Pathetic

>>2248558
lol what a pussy..Its just 1k dollars you literal walking talking vagina.