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>Year is 2030
>go to buy Wendy's
>open smartphone, see that wendy's accepts bitcoins, doges, trumps, and frosted butts as payment.
>pay 0.13381372 doges for a wendy's meal.
>Get home, start eating
>see qr code, scan it and allow download
>VR headset boots up, put it on
>Wendy roasts you (or roasts whatever celebrity has recently acquired the ire of the internet) for 15 minutes
>The app discreetly checks your age, then Wendy gives you a VR handjob
>She won't switch to blowjob unless you declare your love for Wendy's (tm), and say you'll buy another meal tomorrow.
Late-stage capitalism is upon us.
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>>2246574
You misspelled RDD
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>>2246574
I like this future
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>>2246574
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>>2246578
RDD seems to be positioning itself more for tipping people over social media and making micropayments. Probably won't really be used as a day to day currency.
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>>2246580
wtf I love RC now
jk I only drink la croix now
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>>2246574
This is what the real Wendy looks like.
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>>2246608
she looks like my fat cousin
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>>2246605
THAT SHIT IS GROSS SON
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>>2246608
Wendy is a smug anime girl and no-one can convince me otherwise.
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>>2246574
Can you please explain how Dogecoin managed to reach a price of $60?
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>>2246865
Wendy's started accepting it as payment.
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>>2246574
youre implying that Wendy's plan to use VR instead of sending you home with an AI programmed, red-headed sex robot.
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>>2246849
fat as fatass detected
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>year is 2030
>walk into Gamestop
>open smartphone, try paying with bitcoin
>"Sorry, we only accept MOONCOIN here"
>spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets
>oh god not again
>face gets red
>"Please accept my bitcoin right now."
>"I don't know what that is. What kind of shitcoin is that?"
>struggling to contain my embarrassment
>clenching asscheeks together to hold in my shit
>meanwhile spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets
>voice reduced to a mumble
>"have money please bitcoin give money please bitcoin"
>"Are you ok?"
>shit breaches through my asscheeks
>propelled forward at 60mph
>crash through the Gamestop employee's counter
>he's holding on to me for dear life
>all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes
>crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face
>yelling "BITCOIN PLEASE MONEY BITCOIN GAMESTOP BITCOIN"
>Gamestop employee is covered in shit and spaghetti
>my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping
>he tilts me backwards
>the sheer force of my shit has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards
>the spaghetti and shit intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere
>children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus
>the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale
>spaghetti and shit blowing through the air on the planet below
>3 miles upwards now
>Gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my shit
>my transformation is almost complete
>as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder
>steer myself across the cosmos with my gleaming shit and spaghetti trail
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>>2247463
>tfw the gamestop bathroom's toilet paper dispenser only accepts RDD
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>>2246574
Anyone else own WEN? Excellent and stable gains almost 20% in 3 months
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>>2247385
That part happens in 2040.
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