literally just investing into crypto so i can get my own place and hire a hooker so i can lose my virginity
looser
>>2246434
Just find a desperate 2/10 online if you just wanna lose your virginity.
Buying or renting your own place?
>>2246434
literally same
>hold 21 BTC
>2030 arrives
>fuck unlimited hooker models in my mansion
>take a ride on my lambo wearing a tracksuit like i just woke up
>blast this in front of my former highschool to make everyone jealous and confused
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAx0t3O55Zo
>all boomers mad that they missed the crypto rocket
>all contemporary normie millennials that missed the crypto rocket are suicidal
future is looking bright
>>2246434
>wasting crypto on women
Virginity is valuable, just like crypto
>>2246555
S H A D I L A Y
You want wizard powers, don't you OP?
I just want to pay rent, fuck lambos
>>2246555
fuck....
trips don't like...
guess I'm becoming a wizard...
>>2246633
>double dubs
kek wills it, anon.
Praise him!
>>2246555
this
hodl crypto and ride it to the moon
>>2246434
>virginity
You don't have $200?
Also, women are a racket.