pretty sure that everyone on biz has dreamed of crypto as th

>>2245576
>Realize its posted March 27th
BTC->1000 USD
ETH->50 USD

Let's pretend like the average failure Millenial he only has 20k USD of savings.

50/50 split: 10 BTC and 200 ETH

If he's a balls of steel hodler, he now has:
10 BTC * 2300 USD/BTC + 200 ETH * 225 USD/ETH = 68,000 USD

10,000 USD -> 68,000 USD in 2 months and he bought both at their riskiest points, their ATH's.

Crypto is a huge scam but goddamn if you're not the last to cash out you'll make a mint.

>>2245944
Nobody will 'cash' out, it will go on for generations, I'd be wary about going all in on the top two coins. There's a lot of competition and technical issues with BTC

Ethereum is only a fuel also

I guarantee a few of the top 5 get dethrowned eventually

>>2245977
>Nobody will 'cash' out
there are people who unironically believe this meme

>>2245995
You can get debit cards that you can buy stuff using Cryptocurrency. Why the hell would anyone want to cash out into Fiat where your spending lower falls every single day?

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>>2245995
lmao

>>2245977
Long term "goal" of BTC, and now ETH, is to "never cash out". Because BTC and ETH are supposed to replace USD, so "cashing out" are going backwards, regardless of price.

And ETH might not have been intended to be a currency, but a lot of inventor's creations get used in unintended ways.

>>2246057
good god

can't even imagine putting my dick in that, she would crush it in her thighs

i'm a jew yes 2 inches

>>2246057
can i get her name tho

>>2246099
Shaniqua Thundathighs

>>2246099
Squats McHotts

>>2246059
lets see you say the same thing when the market is going the other way harder and faster than the last and your buttcoin is only worth 75%, 50%, 25%, 10% of what it was at the highs.

Honestly this market is crazy right now everyone is gambled on it and seeing it as a quick buck when it starts hurtling downward its going to be catastrophic panic selling stations when ebery tom dick n harry sees their virtual moneys evaporating before there eyes.

What is funny the exchanges will just lock up and 'crash' so no one can actually get on and sell, so you're essentially locked in forever

>>2246099
>>2246115
cmon let a guy fap

how is it a scam if its been working perfectly fine in the past 5 years

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>>2246166
cryptos will never have a crash like the markets did in the great depression

the markets crashed because of jews controlling the monetary supply through the federal reserve and not printing money despite having a surplus of gold

in reality cryptos will behave like a monetary system without a central bank like pic related before federal reserve

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>>2246199
>cryptos will never have a crash like the markets did in the great depression
>cryptos will never have a crash like the markets did in the great depression
>cryptos will never have a crash like the markets did in the great depression
>cryptos will never have a crash like the markets did in the great depression

this is what every shill believes sitting on those 500million percent gains.

if you're not cashing out now you're an idiot