>Graduated with a Bachelors degree in economics >lol jobs

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>>2218526
>Graduated with BS and MS in physics
>Egad!!! Unified gravitation and quantum theory in first few years of research
>"LOL a reward?!?!?!?!? Fuck off pussy boy, you office worker nao."
>Resorted to not working on purpose
>We hobo nao

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Lie about your work experience, I'd even be willing to lie as a reference for you for a small amount of $. (I'm articulate w/ a professional tone and voice). All I would need is for you to tell me what you want to say you did and I will build upon it, in case they ask. Most important part about lying is getting your lies straight and believing it yourself.

[email protected] is my throwaway.

>didn't make any connections at uni

You're screwed m8. That's literally the whole purpose

>>2218526
Same but I took lots of upper level math classes.

Working in the family business now. Get to see the fruits of my labor. Much better than a standard wagecuck job. I own 25% of the business and things are we're pretty busy this year.

If I tried to get a job out of college, I'd probably be making 50K max and take months to land one. Economics degree is pretty shit for landing jobs out of college. The funny thing is Economics majors end up earning a lot anyways.

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>>2218574
>Actually developed the unified field theory
>Didn't make any connections

>>2218526
>>Graduated with a Bachelors degree in economics

You pretty much can't work in Econ without having a masters or PHD.

>>2218610
I thought Miles Mathis already did this...

also working in a kitchen, though I'm slowly working toward a horitculture degree (lol).

At least I can work 90 hour weeks all summer to stack.

>>2218526
How can you make more business for the restaurant you work for and how can you negotiate a fair compensation for your work?

If it's a mom and pop store then you are fucked unless they have a franchise, in all other cases quit and consider consulting

>>2218563
this.

I was a hobby software developer for over a decade, could never get a break because 0 exp on resume. Decided to say fuck it and and make up some bullshit work experience and used friends as contact refs.

went from making 15/hr doing tech support at Lockheed Martin to 33/hr overnight as entry level dev.

now don't have to lie on resume anymore and making 115k working from home 6 years later. also make an extra 20~k doing side-dev work.

>>2218559
>Unified gravitation and quantum theory
imp-fucking-lying

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>>2218807
check my dubs then
>http://vixra.org/abs/1506.0055

>>2219020
what the fuck is this 7 pages of undergrad tier garbage?
are you fucking joking?

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>>2219054
>are you fucking joking?
No. What you call undergrad tier garbage contains some formulae you may not have noticed and are almost certainly unfamiliar with.

Pic related shows what Higgs did in his seminal paper on the right. On the right you can see how I did the exact same thing in the paper I have already linked. That exact same thing that Higgs did is what you are referring to as "undergrad tier garbage"

>Higgs' paper
>Two pages
>https://journals.aps.org/prl/abstract/10.1103/PhysRevLett.13.508

>>2218563

I'm willing to give you a reference as well, but I'll do it for less than any Anon here. Just send me some info about yourself and I'll take care of it.

>>2219145
>On the right you can see how I did the
on the left I mean

>>2218526
I was in the same boat as you man. I couldnt find an office job for months. I had to use a temp service called campuspoint that finds jobs for new grads. Now Im doing a 3 month temp job as a junior analyst right now.

Try a temp agency

>>2219262
Also, improve and learn new skills. While being a neet i took classes at CC in Sql and oracle business intelligence.

Get them job skills cus econ doesnt teach many hard skills

>>2218526

Be like the midget chef with the job in the casino.

He quit, because the steaks were too high.