>Bought boltcutters >Got myself a free road bike to get

>go to gym
>say i forgot my towel
>check if any lockers are open
>take wallets, iphones, watches, leather shoes
>leave with a duffle bag full of stuff
>sell on ebay or craigslist

I save money by not being a thieving nignog

>>2202692
I did this too.

I stole gym shoes, wallets, small weight plates and dumbbells, good times

How did all these theiving niggers end up on this business board?

>>2202737
Stay poor fag

>>2202737
You know those bullies and kids who always stole and lied in elementary/middle school?

That's the people who grow up to be businessman. Welcome.

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>>2202737
http://www.edition.cnn.com/2000/TECH/computing/02/04/clinton.bridging.divide.idg/index.html

>go to gym
>say I forgot my towel
>what I didnt forget was the assortment of tactical gear I had smuggled in to my locker over the last month
WHO'S PENIS IS SHRIVELED AND PATHETIC NOW?!

>>2202668

crimestoppers tip line pays good.

>>2203855
No it doesn't lol

>>2203863

I know, but I was trying to make a point.

>>2202692
actually faggots>>2202723

you benefit from 1 thing: money
guy you stole from loses out on 2 things: money and time

Flipping customers couches at work, I take the change that falls out

>>2202784
Lol, tell me about it. I remember when chatrooms were full of polite people dishing out useful advice.