how in the actual fuck am I supposed to get bitcoin? I've

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>>2178418
They use coinbase though, and they haven't sent any verification deposits yet.

>>2178433
will these dubs get someone to help me get my shit rolling? I want to hop on this train before it's too late and don't want to be jewed by exchanges that choose not to sell crypto for fiat because it's a loss.

>>2178523
You should have done this sooner. You missed many a moon mission.

Shame.

I'm in the same boat as you Anon. Shit sucks

>he can't buy btc at a gas station
honestly laughing at you plebs

>>2178404
If you want to wait 3 weeks for a low-fee exchange: Gemini
If you want to get your ass fisted: Coinmama

>>2178627
I know, I know. But there is still a lot to gain in this market. I don't want to just beg for gibs, but it doesn't seem like there is any way to buy it with my own damn money in a reasonable timeframe.

I am only looking to start off in BTC, ETH, and ETC, nothing crazy.

>>2178779
i feel so left out ;(

>>2178706
THREE WEEKS? LMFAO. I MIGHT AS WELL KILL MYSELF LOL