>be useless NEET living at home
>every day face crippling depression and suffocating anxiety
>can't find work, hard to leave the house
>Dad tries to hide his disgust for me, can hear mom when she thinks she's alone talking to her friends about what to do about me
>fail at everything, including killing myself
>one day browsing 4chan
>see "/biz/", decide to click on it instead of /b/
>cue chicago bulls theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsIB3-t2j3A
>learn about crypto for the first time
>watch autistic neets like me mooning to lamboland
>look at bank account
>$1000 and some change from birthday money over the years
>start to spend my nights learning about crypto instead of jacking off
>begin to trade, in the beginning get nervous and sell low buy high a lot
>learn to steady my hands
>6 weeks later, have made 28k
>pull out 14k, pay off one of mom's maxed out credit cards
>parents are in awe. mom cries. for the first time dad looks at me and smiles
>celebrate as a family, haven't felt good at home since I was a child
>for the first time in my life, I have a spark of confidence
>maybe I don't have to be a retarded neet eating microwaved food my whole life
>maybe can be something one day
>take out $200 in BTC and buy some clothes that fit
>mom hugs me, dad enjoys talking to me again
>take my remaining 13.8k and hit the crypto markets, one day at a time, half my savings in HODL, day trading the other half
>depression is waning, anxiety still not good but manageable
>mfw see potential for a brighter future
thank you /biz/, wish me luck
good job OP! Good luck in your future endeavours, and always be sure to eat plenty of pasta, it's really good for you :)
>>2153727
Nice LARP. Nobody has ever actually cashed out crypto to fiat. It's a meme.
Once you go crypto there's no going back.
That's inspiring. Can I have some muney please?
>>2153744
I literally cashed out $6,000 last week.
>>2153727
Quit fucking posting this. Fuck.
>>2153744
Tether actually more valuable than USD on Kraken now
>>2153744
What did he mean by this?
>be me, 27
>music endevours failed, tried to join bands failed
>laughed at because i play piano and keyboard
>certification as a SA, no entry jobs though
>laughed out of interviews (true story)
>trust fund kid but ambitious and understand humiliation
>excluded all the time with "friends" because they think im a bit off, all assholes anyway
>social status is shit
>wasted my youth because involuntarily shut in
>spend most time looking for something
>see crypto currency
hopefully im not to late to get on board and see where this goes. I wont feel bad about spending time around computers now. also fuck "artists" , they wish they were weird people.
im reading all i can as i wait for verification
>>2153744
when will this blatant meme end
>>2153727
great story, very touching! great to see a NEET turn things around.
>tfw made 0,5 btc in 3 months starting with 0,04 when it was at 1200
good for you anon. now go to /fit and start lifting
>>2154455
you dont even need to be fit to get girls. just dont be overweight.
pick up skateboarding and ride
>>2154467
i ain't about girls. its about building yourself into something better. feeling your body get tight and physically strong, combined with the cash in the bank with make a fuckin man out of you
>>2153759
the IRS is going to press their face into your testicles and look for money.
>>2154504
At least he won't be lonely.
>>2153727
anon, do you have skype or discord or any form of contact (you can stay anonymous if you wish). I'd like a mentor to teach me about crypto!
>>2154504
That means they'll be deepthroating my dick.
This man's story should be made into an anime.
>>2154531
The road of crypto is a lonely one, you'll learn from your mistakes.
>>2153727
I'm now playing the chicago bulls theme while using the Waves faucets. Make me a success, friends.
>>2154640
:(
But can't someone hold my hand?
>>2154681
It's okay anon, im totally clueless too. Found this shit like 2 days ago and it's all i've been researching.
Currently own 2.5 ETH and am trying to figure out if I should invest in DGB. Barely even sure what I'm doing but it feels like a new chapter in my life. Lets hope we don't fuck up!