If you had a year to make $50,000, with very limited skills and

>>2121954
suck dick

>>2121967
My friend suggested camwork but my dignity is staying intact for now

>>2121967
Depends on how much your charging, though.
At $100 you'd have to suck 500 dicks, which in a year is actually quite doable at two dicks per day. But I don't know what the going rate is these days.

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>>2121954

>>2122004
I have been putting money in coins but I doubt I'll get much return at what I'm putting in

Rob a bank its actually easier than it looks

>>2122020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-t1qbF_vgM

>>2122004
heh looks like ETH got edited out due to the recent pump

kind of pathetic tbqh

>>2122000
20 bucks

Supply and demand

>>2122068
So 2500 dicks then?
That's a lot a dicks.

>>2122068
>supply and command

>>2122020
Thievery, and bank robbery especially, has to be the worst risk/return of any scheme. Risking years of your life for potentially as little as a few thousand. It's idiotic.

Need 50k...limited skills but plenty of time...get a fucking job ya dope.

>>2121954
I already made that in a month trading crypto.

>>2122123
Yeah that's the obvious answer kek. Problem is I'm at uni and we're limited as to the amount of time we're supposed to work.

>>2122124
But you had preexisting money right

>>2122124
Link for newbies on how to get your feet wet with this stuff? Is this high risk/dangerous? If not, the returns are probably shite

>>2122151
Start with a lot more than $500
Coinbase
Yobit, poloniex, bitrex
Put it all in the most shilled coin
Cry
Sell when it goes up 100-200%
Rinse and repeat as needed

>>2122248
>a lot more than $500

I'd continue dicking around with memecoins, I'm almost up $50k already.

>>2121954
I'd suck dick and invest the money in DGB.

>>2121954
Work as a software developer

>>2122248
I started with $500 three days ago and my portfolio is about to hit $1000... THREE DAYS. say I keep making these decisions. I keep doing what I have been doing. Lurking 24/7 and sticking to my rules. what if I double every 3 days? that is ten doublings per month. 500 to 1000 to 2k to 4k to 8k to 16k to 32k to 64k to 128k to 256k to 512k... half a million in a month. Not saying I will do that in the slightest, because half of my gainz were luck.. but still.

>>2122845
I lost $500 already.

I'm pretty bad at this.

I've been learning a lot from losing so much though. Makes me confident that I'll recover those $500 this week.

>>2122420
>>2122845
Ok is at least $500 a better starting then? I feel like anything lower will take too long

Reesearch cock sucking techniques and how to recieve a bigger tip from your clients. Word of mouth advertising very powerful, they know your boi pussy and mouth are high quality.

Good luck.

>>2122054
I didn't know ETH was on that, never saw it

I think you're just lying

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>>2122880
You can totally do it. if DGB dips, I would honestly get it. I would say buy at around 620 if you can. I watched it go up like 200sat in the last couple hours.

>>2122894
Absolutely. If this trend stays the course exponentially, which it has been, then I make 500k in a month. If it only continues linearly, I will make $5000 in a month. Or 60k a year. from fucking around with memecoins on an image board meant for chinese cartoon enthusiasts.

>>2122959
Did you put it all in one coin? Or split it up between a few?

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>>2122845

>>2122109
>reply and get b&

>>2122927
If say I made $500 would this be the best bet to get some good safe returns? The others look obviously better but very risk and whilst I can afford to lose the money, it wouldn't be good.

>>2123215
Ethereum is low risk and medium reward. Realistically it's the only coin that (currently) should matter, which is why it's very undervalued. But it contains such a large part of the coin market that it can only grow so much. But it can still go over the moon.

Plus it's the coin most likely to attract new investors.

>>2122902
I'm the one that made that pic, ETH was never on it nor should it be

PIVX should be POSW now though tbquiteh

Become a real estate agent and sell property to suckers. Location is key though.

>>2123295
If I put the money in it do you think there are any points where I should think about selling?

>>2122979
I instantly diversified. My first trade to test the water was BCN. Turned $20 into $25. I held 5.3 ether. then I put the $25 and .3 ether ($50) into RDD at 8sat and sold at 16. Made another 50 there. then put some in XVG overnight because memes at 15sat and sold at 22. Then put $270 into DGB last night, woke up to a $180 increase. plus ETH boomed. I am seriously going on memes and caution.

Is there a way to make money by getting your dick sucked, instead of by sucking some negroes sweaty dick?

>>2124152
Being a porn star

>>2121954
>make $50,000, with very limited skills and money but plenty of time

I know we are always joking about knee pads and sucking dick but...

Literally knee pads and sucking dick.

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>>2124178
tfw my only financial worth is sucking dick

>>2124197
What do you expect? If you want worth learn some worthwhile skills

>>2121993
are you a cute girl that like inserting really huge shit in her ass and pussy? because if not, I don't see it happening unless you find your niche cattering to some weird ass fetish

>>2124225
What do you suggest?

>>2121967
>>2122803
>>2122899
>>2124152
>>2124178
Are you all really men willing to offer this service? So you would turn gay just for money? This is gross, really.

>>2124374
>find out what you're good at
>check if any of your strengths isn't totally worthless
>learn what the market wants
>improve on your strengths
>market yourself and get shekels

>>2124466
Gay 4 Pay, that is how most bodybuilder make their money

>>2124468
I'm a bit of a worthless hippy really. Most of my skills are art and humanities. But I have a few ideas so I'll see how it goes.

marry a kind, homely girl and join the military. take BAH but live way beneath your means.

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>>2124488
If you can draw make furry porn

Work 7 days a week.

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>>2124546
Jesus Christ

I'll what I've got

>>2124631
*see

>>2124481
no, those fuckers are gay as fuck, closeted gay, but turbo gay anyways.

>>2124466
How does $500 / hour sound to you?

>>2124585
Don't be silly

>>2125594
If you spend like a NEET and work that much, you'll pocket the 50k. No sympathy for your precious man child hobby time.

>>2122020
the average bank robbery gets $7600. an armored car robbery is much more profitable - it gets $150,000.
https://www.fbi.gov/stats-services/publications/bank-crime-statistics-2011/bank-crime-statistics-2011

>>2121993
>"I WANNA MAKE MONEY BUT DONT LIKE WORKING HARD"
>MUH DIGNITY
cunt kys SAGEDx10000000

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>>2126262
I never said I didn't want to work hard

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>>2124546
>$1325
>that lazy fucking background

>>2126262
You don't have to work hard to make money,
you just have to work smart :^)

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>>2126890
You'd be surprised how often a consultant gets paid tens of thousands of dollars just to point out the obvious. Build another bathroom. Put a sign on something important. Make HR work on peak volume days. Fire the lazy people that everyone likes for some inane fucking reason. My buddy is richer than fuck and this is all he does all goddamned day.

>>2121954
I would say hacking. If you have enough time and will, you can exploit just about anything. I would do it, but it is not worth the risk and I don't have time. Think of that guy who stole gold from the back of a truck.

>>2124466
>sucking dick
>gay

get a load of this guy

>>2122000

Massage parlor rates:
20 bucks for hand job
40-60 bucks for sucking dick
70-100 bucks for full service