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>Feeling drowsy at work
>Fall asleep at desk
>Wake up 2 hours later and computer has gone to sleep mode, can't log in due to my account being locked somehow
>That's weird
>Look around office, nobody is here
>Everybody actually went on paid vacation together without me
>I wasn't invited
>It's literally Home Alone: Office Edition
This just happened.
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So what's your plan?
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>>2088696
raid your bosses panty drawer
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>>2088759
Burn the building down, obviously.
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>Constantly lectured about how all documents here are extremely top secret and security is a top priority
>Still not sure how to monetize holding secret information
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Anyone else holding crypto in violation of work regulations? I work at a large bank and there's blanket rules, but my job doesn't really relate to markets at all.
Anyone have thoughts on this type of situation?
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>>2089079
Lol what does the rule say? I've never heard of such a thing.
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>>2088803
On this note, hearing all about "how badly people want our data" doesn't make me less likely to give it away.
It just makes me want to earn big profits betraying your firm.
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>>2088696
Your coworkers sound like fucking dicks.
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>Haha, you guys have committed crimes right? Tell me all about them!
Really, shills. You have to be more subtle than that.
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