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>be useless NEET living at home
>every day face crippling depression and suffocating anxiety
>can't find work, hard to leave the house
>Dad tries to hide his disgust for me, can hear mom when she thinks she's alone talking to her friends about what to do about me
>fail at everything, including killing myself
>one day browsing 4chan
>see "/biz/", decide to click on it instead of /b/
>cue chicago bulls theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsIB3-t2j3A [Embed]
>learn about crypto for the first time
>watch autistic neets like me mooning to lamboland
>look at bank account
>$1000 and some change from birthday money over the years
>start to spend my nights learning about crypto instead of jacking off
>begin to trade, am nervous and sell low buy high a lot
>lose $300 immediately
>"I'll always be a loser"
>lie awake at night crying, want to kill myself
>"no.... no, not this time anon"
>come back to /biz/
>"you... you can do this"
>hail mary with last $400
>hit first XRP spike
>back in the game
>learn to steady my hands
>6 weeks later, have made 28k
>pull out 14k, pay off one of mom's maxed out credit cards
>parents are in awe. mom cries. for the first time dad looks at me and smiles
>celebrate as a family, haven't felt good at home since I was a child
>for the first time in my life, I have a spark of confidence
>maybe I don't have to be a retarded neet eating microwaved food my whole life
>maybe can be something one day
>take out $200 in BTC and buy some clothes that fit
>mom hugs me, dad enjoys talking to me again
>take my remaining 13.8k and hit the crypto markets, one day at a time, half my savings in HODL, day trading the other half
>depression is waning, anxiety still not good but manageable
>mfw see potential for a brighter future
thank you /biz/, wish me luck
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congrats OP. we're all gonna make it.
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Now that you have that confidence, go start a career. If you can get your foot in the door at a financial institution as an entry-level credit analyst, you have a career that will last. You obviously have an eye for this kind of thing, anon.
Go out. Make friends. Be the you you want to be. I'm proud of you.
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>>2087165
bless us with your wisedom
what coin
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>>2087165
Keep it up faggot. And remember to never stop hodling. Retired by 2030 or earlier.
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>>2087165
Congrats fellow zerper. Please continue to love and support your parents. I have never experienced better joy than when I make them happy.
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>>2087165
>pay off moms credit card debt
you are still a loser
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28K in 6 weeks from 1k is not possible.
But your fantasy sounds cool.
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>>2087283
thanks.
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>>2087165
You sound like the kind of guy who will literally kill himself when it all comes crashing down, but good luck
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>itt: things that never happened
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>>2087287
1k in xrp 6 weeks ago is 50k
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I'm happy for you, man. This was a nice post to read.
Make sure to diversify anon. Consider some conventional investments as well.
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>>2087165
Nice fantasy there
If thats for real, I´m proud of you NEETman
Don´t forget to say thanks to Prophet Buterin as well
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>thinks his depression lifted because you made a bunch of money gambling
kek
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HE WILL NOT DEVIDE US!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI0OpstMPRo
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>>2087165
ya couldve spent that 300 you lost on a stock broka m8
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>>2087165
>>2087165
you fucking posted the exact same thing yesterday, suck a fart out of my ass op
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>>2087165
>family looks up to you because of you have a lot of money
Looks like an asshole family you've got there. If my parents were like that, I would've left and be independent, making them regret for shitting on me.
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>>2087165
Not even good pasta
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>>2087199
and get /fit/
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W-were gonna make it to the moon my friends
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>>2087165
Obvious LARP to project insecurities.
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>>2087165
what a sad history just sent you 5 btc ;)
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>>2087311
I hope your larping, if you aren't .... pathetic.
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>>2087287
Dude i turned $80 into $3600 in one month. Shit is totally possible with the way alts pumped
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>>2088305
Cool what did you spend that $3600 on?
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>>2088316
Food for my family
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DGB soaring to the moon btw
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>>2087287
I've turned 1000 into 5000 in 2 months
Habeeb it
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>>2087165
Neat. Get on my level with my 250 ETH though.
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>>2087165
man, I lowered my anxiety the old-fashioned way, talking to people on-line more and more
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>>2088305
Day trading or hodling?
also which coins?
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>>2087823
Your insane. Stay salty.
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