I'm going to start selling pizza slices for 1.50 usd and

>>2075209
In thailand maybe

>>2075211
Yeah, it's in a developing country.

>>2075217
Which country?

You can hit people's cars/dogs while driving and sell mystery meat pizza. It brings in alot of customers believe it or not.

t. Food truck entrepreneur

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Got the new yawk pizza recipe too. It's all in the dough.

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>>2075230
Fuck that.

>>2075243
>Yfw I live in America
>Yfw I do better business then my competition by over 4x
>Yfw I'm white

I'm telling you it's the way to go.

>>2075230
>>2075262
>there's an anon deliberately killing cats and dogs with his truck so he can use their meat for pizza he sells to normies

I want to believe.

>>2075270
Here's my rundown on cost so you can try to believe a little better.

>1 lb sausage I get for about 2$ 'wholesale' (local butcher he's a good guy with nice product)

Someone's dog
>40 lbs or so of meat on a lab/nut
>Oven to burn hair off/pot to boil in ~150 cents of gasoline in generator
>Grind it up in coffee grinder ~ 5 cents of power with maybe ~5 cents of lard (double output)
>Inject it into sasauge casings ~1 cent a sausage
>Cook on pizza like any other meat

The numbers don't lie.

>>2075284
> 5 cents lard 5 cents power per pound sorry

I've actually given free pizza to a family who's dog was lost and they couldn't find them.

>Gotta do what you gotta do.

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>>2075284
>>2075290
It's funnier if actually true, so I'm just gonna go ahead and take your word for it.

>>2075284
>>2075290
You are a highly interesting person and an evil, evil man. That's like some horror movie serial killer backstory or some shit. So whats dog taste like anyways?