You have 15 seconds to name an investment strategy that beats

>>2066371
Day trading.

>>2066371
crypto

>>2066371
buying and holding bitcoin

>>2066371
My weekly crypto trading profit graph consistently has higher returns than that.

How do people settle for these terrible returns? Literally takes you years to even double your money.

Front-running

>>2066383
It's no work or hassle, it just happens.

>>2066383

because it's real money not paper gains that no exchange will actually pay

>>2066371
lithium

>>2066383
Stable and no effort.

I also daytrade Pajeet coins for what it's worth.

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>>2066388
so very sorry m8y

>that's chump change

whatever man

>>2066388
Why does this meme even exist?

There are innumerable ways to sell BTC for cash.

>>2066371
Let me get this straight.

If you invested in 1999, it would take you until 2016 to double your money?

That is absolutely insanely shit.

No wonder index-funders seem so angry all the time.

>>2066402
Salty nocoiners spread lies, what else is new?

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>>2066371
value investing.
swing trading.
leveraged buy and hold.
options and futures trading.

>>2066388

this. S&P grows from people doing shit in the world. crypto grows from the greater fool

>>2066457
Why doesn't "the greater fool" apply to the stock market?

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Insider trading

>>2066371
Invest in companies that sell HRT to retarded faggots

>>2066371
Diversification across all asset classes.

Pick at random any 8 coins in the top 100
https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/views/all/

put the other two parts in BTC and ETH..

You will murder the returns on the S&P

Broad market ETF's?

>>2066383

Actively trading cryptos takes a lot more knowledge and work than passively investing in index funds.

You are working what is effectively a real job whereas OP is talking about low effort investments.

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>>2066371
>doesnt print its own money
>relies on QE and stimulus
>requires a war economy to upkeep
lol still being in the Great Depression
pop

Some funds don't grow as fast as S&P500 but they provide enough dividends to give you total returns which are 4x as much.

>>2066704
Such as? Over what period?

>only around 100% gain over the past 20 years
woah, slow down there grandpa

>>2066371
Gold.

The S&P500 will collapse by over 90% within 2 - 5 years time once people start realizing electric cars, AI, and VR were all just unprofitable memes.

>>2066371
why would an intelligible person list their trading strategy on 4chan

>>2066468
wow hillary is smarter than i thought

SPY, VOO, or is there anything better?

There is no meme potential in stocks. No one on /biz/ wants to go "yeah on top of my Vanguard 500 I also have stakes in these various funds all earning me around 7%", they want to be that one guy who made all his money selling crypto to retards and now wears a tracksuit everywhere.

is there such a thing as insider trading with cryptocurrency? and is it illegal?

>>2067924
Not yet, so you're probably immune from any laws that get passed in the future.

Kill yourself my man