Why doesn't 4chan have it's own cryptocurrency yet?

>>2063940
We had /biz/coin. Needless to say it's ded.

>>2063940
WE HAVE HAD HUNDREDS OF THESE AND WE ARE JUST FUCKING OVER EACH OTHER.

>>2063940
instead of creating a coin, we need to create a consortium target specific coins then pump and dump them with mass twitter sock puppet accounts and by pretending to be anonymous sources that tip off news outlets.

>>2063995
Might as well create a new tech that surpasses crypto, how about using our dicks as satellites to transmit sperm follicles around the cosmos?

Somebody should just make a /biz token on Waves and then do an airdrop or token giveaway. Apparently tokens can be created very easily using the Waves light wallet. You can also use the Waves wallet to send/receive tokens and to buy/sell them on the Waves exchange.