Tell me how to lie on my resume about my work experience well.

>>2054460
Just say you bought XBY and then travelled the world for a few years with your millions, they'll understand.

>>2054460
>Should I just say I was a manager at businesses that are now closed?
thats what I did. Try to remember local businesses in your home town that went out of business. That way if they google it it will pop up, and theres no corporate that has your employment records. Worked fine for me. Was able to get shit minimum wage jobs when I was younger that I otherwise wouldn't have because lolexperience.

The real question is how do you lie about going to college? Anybody know how to do that?

>>2054674
I think you just *do*. Id imagine that almost no company ACTUALLY checks your degree or requests your transcript, so you just say you have it I guess

As for the manager thing - how do you do that? How do you find responsibilities to put down?

>>2054701
If it's a small store you can say you were the only worker some days, or at nights. Use words like "assistant manager" or "assisted in new employee training" or write down a bunch of responsibilities you had like managing & logging inventory, logging and checking all money, whatever makes you sound like you were important.

>>2054460
>who should we hire for that GM position?
>hey, how about this guy?
>he ran 23 businesses in a row directly into bankruptcy!

>>2054701
you've clearly never had real employment, corporations will check this

>>2054674
this might work for entry level jobs

>>2054460
I would just lie about volunteering if it's some entry level/mim wage job. if it's a salaried position/career theres a slim chance you'll be able to lie on your resume without immediately showing that you lied. or just know someone who works there

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>>2054837
Ah yes so hard to lie

>>2055037
wow, one specific example that happened in 1979, you've really opened my eyes

>>2055563
okay so.....think about this logically. There is no permenant record anywhere. If there is they need express permission to acess it. The only acess companies have are the access you give them. Wouldnt be that hard to find degree factory to buy from. Secondly references can be personal friends or even yourself provided they are familiar with the job and its expectations. Its easy to lie on a resume because its all about what you put in the narrow view of theres. When it comes to interview time if you dont ever reference the job with examples, or you dont have the familiar knowledge with the technical expertise (Pro tip dont apply to job that require express technical exp) Then of course they will call your resume and exp in question. The point is never arousing the suspicion so they call you into question. Easiest way is lieing in a very small company and using that as a stepping stone to larger ones.

>>2054460

>set up website promoting a fake business
>claim on resume that you worked for said company
>if someone contacts the fake company for a reference, have your brother/friend/paid shill answer the phone and confirm that you worked for them.

This seems like a relatively easy way for someone dedicated to fake their resume.

>>2055752
I may do this but they can check the registrar to find out that the domain was registered literally a week ago and no one linkedin works at this online business?

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>>2055834
People are lazy. Why would they check? If your paranoid, add a news section with fake dates.

most companies dont check fuck all.just lie.cant you americans get together and lie for each other?