>mom blatantly asked for a mothers day gift >even tho she

>>2052843
Shouldn't have bought the memecoins.

shes tired of or not with her husband
shes had children
women dont take to much interesting hobbies

she wants to be involved in your life, you are all she has. its what mothers are like and why they are always there for you... so dont worry about getting her anything as long as you apologize/explain

Buy her a fine assortment of different crypto currencies

>>2052851
bank literally sends me letters every day. how can she not notice?

>I'm broke, I can't afford to buy her anything
Make her something, mom's appreciate that kind.

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>>2052843

The returns on these fucking corporate/social conformity "holidays" are absolute shit

Think about it, u give someone a "gift" which is properly defined as something they wouldn't give a shit enough about to pay for themselves or more often, don't want

99% of "gifts" are just trash in 48hrs

In macroeconomics terms holidays are like taking cash that could be used for real value creation and dumping billions into a volcano

White people have literally created sprawling megacities of desperate third worlders making children work to supply a bunch of useless chaff demanded by the fat and mouldering females and feminized men of the first world

I got a solution. Draw a smiling pepe on a card and put some magic marker colors and tell ur mom ur hoping she fills teh refrigerator door with your adorable drawings until she's ready for the crematorium.

>>2052924
word mate.
i don't buy any presents outside of birthdays.
it's all shit for dickheads.

>>2052843
make her a meal. find some nice food on youtube and do your best. foodwishes channel or try your luck on /ck/
the effort will be more meaningful than junk would be.