>apply for trading job >lie and say I'm an expert

Just outsource all your shit to china for a fraction of the price. Easy as shit.

>>2050433
Everything in this post is a lie except for your lack of coding skills.

Just google all the code. Programming is fucking easy when you've practiced the specifics for about a month or two. Literally google everything and ask a shit load of questions to your co-workers, they'll respect you more instead of you never asking and looking like a dumbass not getting your work finished.

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Yeah this is all a lie. Jane street doesn't just offer jobs to random autistic faggots

>>2050433
In the 1% chance you aren't just larping itt: You're fucked.

>>2050454
This is your best bet, but the first code review will reveal how fucked your code is, even if it somewhat works. Once people see that they'll add 2 and 2 with your constant bizarre questions like "how do I get the code from your Git? I tried going to the address but it didn't work." or "where is the factory all this code talks about?" and realize you have no idea what you're doing. Then prepare for a talk with HR and to see your code posted on thedailywtf.

You'll be shut out of the industry too. Competent hiring managers have networks.

>>2050433
This is usually just a lie to weed out people who can't program. They aren't actually offering you that job. Don't fall for the bluff OP.

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>>2050511
kek holy shit

yeah hes right OP

bluffing is an important part of business
havent you read Art of the Deal???

>>2050433
JANE STREET USE OCAML YOU FUCKING PAJEET

>>2050433
> trading job

If you're good at trading just trade for a living.

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Truly a George Costanza of the modern age