Ok, what the fuck. How do I buy a bitcoin within the next 30

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Anonymous 2017-05-09 01:10:25 Post No. [Report]

Ok, what the fuck. How do I buy a bitcoin within the next 30 min?? I can use a CC, Debit Card, Bank deposit, WHATEVER. How the hell is it so difficult to get a bit coin? I wanna use some to start trading shit coins.

Coinbase is fucking bullshit, I've been waiting for my coins for 4 days. They are not in my account and are "pending". The FUCK. And the CC option doesn't work for some glitchy reason even though it says I'm allowed a $500 CC purchase limit.

bitstamp rejected my fucking application because I provided a CC bill instead of a utility bill, even though that have a FUCKING PICTURE OF ME HOLDING MY LICENSE NEXT TO MY FACE, amonst other information about me like my SS and other shit.

Kraken is just a fucking black out, they verified me to tier 2, which allows a 2k bank deposit, BUT OH WAIT YOU NEED TO BE TIER 3 TO MAKE A DEPOSIT. How the fuck does that make sense? Now I have to wait for Tier 3, then probably another few days for my money to get in, and by that time Ripple will be fucking over a dollar.

What the fuck, I have money, how do I buy now???

Anonymous 2017-05-09 01:14:46 Post No.2049669
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 01:14:46 Post No.2049669 [Report]

enjoy scam society and money laundering forcing all of that verifications on normal people

Anonymous 2017-05-09 01:16:06 Post No.2049676
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 01:16:06 Post No.2049676 [Report]

>>2049669
It's not unusual to provide pictures of your license and SS for things that deal with money. You need to provide your SS just to turn on your gas and electricity.

Anonymous 2017-05-09 01:17:04 Post No.2049680
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 01:17:04 Post No.2049680 [Report]

>>2049658
afaik people usually buy off coinbase but transfer to kraken, they don't buy directly from kraken.
doesn't kraken require you to use some third service anyway? that's dumb

Anonymous 2017-05-09 01:18:16 Post No.2049684
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 01:18:16 Post No.2049684 [Report]

there's also some exchanges i'm afraid of use, but it requires almost no verification (but you pay first)
fastchange.cc etc

Anonymous 2017-05-09 01:18:23 Post No.2049686
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 01:18:23 Post No.2049686 [Report]

>>2049658
>How do I buy a bitcoin within the next 30 min??

Get money from atm, then proceed to nearest bitcoin atm put da money in da machine

Anonymous 2017-05-09 01:53:00 Post No.2049787
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 01:53:00 Post No.2049787 [Report]

the gods of shitcoin do no want me Rippleing into lamboland it seems... sigh...

Anonymous 2017-05-09 02:28:46 Post No.2049903
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 02:28:46 Post No.2049903 [Report]

How do I buy shit like Dogecoin and Fedora coin? I want to go for the ultimate shit coins.

Anonymous 2017-05-09 05:48:13 Post No.2050612
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 05:48:13 Post No.2050612 [Report]

>>2049658
pretty sure coinbase takes 7 days

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