>apply for a job as a quant >put down I have a lot of

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Anonymous 2017-05-05 11:44:47 Post No. [Report]

>apply for a job as a quant
>put down I have a lot of trading experience on CV
>they ask me about this during first interview
>try to explain cryptocurrency trading to them in autist speak
>bring up Ethereum, Trumpcoin, POSW, etc
>use the phrases "to the moon" and "nocoiners" at least a dozen times
>dont realise how autistic I sound until after I leave

Don't put trading experience on your CVs lads. The interview was going great until then.

Anonymous 2017-05-05 11:57:43 Post No.2035321
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>>2035315
>did they call you back? :^)
Just happened this morning so don't know yet.

Anonymous 2017-05-05 11:58:07 Post No.2035323
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Anonymous 2017-05-05 11:58:07 Post No.2035323 [Report]

>>2035273
>bringing up Trumpcoin
Fucking why?

You're retarded. You should have said "lately I've been investing in blockchain technologies. I think the utility of decentralized distributed ledgers will become so widespread that investing today will be like investing in the Internet 20 years ago. In particular, Ethereum ...." and go on to talk about Ethereum.

You literally just had to say "I invest in blockchain technologies" and explain the return rate you've gotten from ETH alone.

It was that goddamn simple.

Anonymous 2017-05-06 12:00:06 Post No.2035332
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Anonymous 2017-05-06 12:00:06 Post No.2035332 [Report]

>>2035323
Unless you haven't actually the white papers and understand all this stuff. Then I have no sympathy for you.

Anonymous 2017-05-06 12:06:34 Post No.2035366
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Anonymous 2017-05-06 12:06:34 Post No.2035366 [Report]

>>2035323

"oh right good, we've got a vacancy in our pumpndump scam division for a bagholder"

Anonymous 2017-05-06 12:10:36 Post No.2035386
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Anonymous 2017-05-06 12:10:36 Post No.2035386 [Report]

>>2035366
Literally just "lately I've been investing in blockchain technologies. I've noticed Microsoft, Intel, and J.P. Morgan are really starting to get on board as well."

NOT:
"Eyy I bought 50million POSW and bitbeans. You like magic beans? Buy my Milocoin Milo is totally gonna endorse us and these things totally have real value."

Anonymous 2017-05-06 12:20:48 Post No.2035428
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Anonymous 2017-05-06 12:20:48 Post No.2035428 [Report]

>>2035273
>Technical Interviewer is a no-coiner
>Doesn't believe that you 42x your money in 2 years
>Hires dumb Chad who underperformed the SP500 by 1-2%

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>>2035273
Saw this post two weeks ago but you wrote it from the perspective of an IB recruiter instead.

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