Theoretically speaking, wouldn't it be legal to pay for

>>2033214

Are you legitimately retarded?

>>2033226

No, it's an honest question.

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>>2033214
hm yes now that i'm looking at it, the law only forbids prostitution if you pay for it with dollary-doos. what's more, there's nothing in here that says a dog can't play basketball!

>>2033214
>tfw you will fuck any woman you want thanks to crazy gains from meme coins shilled on weeabo board for losers
Really makes you think...

>>2033265

4chan is made of winners, too many newfags. been here since the beginning /a/ & /b/

>>2033278
This is weirdly true. Being here makes you tend to question the status quo which means you usually have unique ideas and can sense good business opportunities as they manifest.

The contrarian mentality is what makes people invest in shitcoins while everyone else is telling you it's stupid. The circlejerk mentality is why reddit is full of losers.

>>2033214
Now you just have to find a hooker who takes bitcoin. And I can just imagine some prostitute out there trying to convince her johns that they should pay her in bit coin.

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>>2033374
>yfw you see her wallet address tattoo'd on her left buttcheek

>>2033214

Nope, it would still be illegal. Silk Road got shut down by the FBI despite the fact Bitcoin was the primary currency used on the website.

>>2033374
>>2033386

and waiting 5 hrs for the confirmations to go through... doesn't sound like fun :l
more likely she'll take dash or eth

No you retard. You can't pay a hooker in anything. Can't even buy her jewelry for sex.

Idiot.

>>2033398
That's clearly different though. Drugs in and of themselves are illegal, regardless of what they are traded for. Sex itself is legal--it's the trading of dollars for it that's illegal.

>>2033398
Yes but silk road was trafficking in illegal goods that would be illegal regardless of the payment method.

Having sex isn't illegal, only paying for it is.

>>2033473
It's the trading of money for it that's illegal.

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>>2033487
look up 'letter of the law' vs 'spirit of the law.'

'but i paid for it in a weird manner!' will be entirely ignored by any judge.

Why not just make prostitution legal in first place?

>>2033537
makes normies uncomfortable.

>>2033537

Muh Christian values.

>>2033526
He's right. I hate that this exists but he's right.

The same is true and even more so in tax law. It's bullshit because there are thousands of essentially undefined loopholes, but you can still get in huge trouble for it if a judge or anyone looks at it and says "well yeah, ok, but your intentions were clearly bad so it's bad!"

>>2033573
Honestly, I don't think most people want to live in a world where they'd have to be afraid of legal technicalities. Sure, guys get off the hook for their crimes like this in TV dramas, but generally when it happens IRL people freak out. And desu I can think of a few times (we had one recently where I live where some rich guy got caught beating his wife) where rich lawyers try the technicality bit and get beat down by the law--and it ends up being something we're all happy with. The judge system isn't perfect, but it beats some autistic, entirely formalized system that would only create more problems than it solves.

>>2033562
"In the 7th century, Muhammad (pbuh) declared that prostitution is forbidden on all grounds"

>>2033278
>been here since the beginning /a/ & /b/
Candyass jabroni faggot

Can I just say I want crypto gainz to simply pay for clean, sexy hookers once every few weeks.

Otherwise my other costs and lifestyle will remain the same. Is that so much to ask?

>>2033464
Not in Germany it ain't.

>>2033374

Well there are already girls caming and trading nudes for btc. It doesn't seem like a strech to think someone would be willing to take it the the next level.

>>2033537

Too much of a risk of increasing human trafficking,

>>2033345

This was one of the best posts I've read on biz

>>2033214
It's legal with regular currency, so why not.

>>2033521
if that were the case then vegas hookers could have legally accepted casino chips for years...

fact is that it clearly isn't a real workaround as there are plenty of other things with monetary value that could have been used in the past other than bitcoin

>>2033617
the Iranians have a workaround for this - temporary marriages

you can be married to your 'wife' for a period of a few hours

>>2034737
Wow upvote

THIS

I agree.

California law defines it as
>“Commit prostitution” means to engage in sexual conduct for money or other consideration, but does not include sexual conduct engaged in as a part of any stage performance, play, or other entertainment open to the public.

It doesn't specify dollars. Bitcoin is still "money" as a crypto currency. Even of it wasn't, it still states "or other consideration".

>>2034868

>the Iranians have a workaround for this - temporary marriages

That isn't a workaround bro, its a fee for service scam where the religitards actually take your money while violating your human rights

sweet anal tho, no children

>>2034737
OMG THIS

>>2033345
newfag reporting. can confirm 4chan's greatness

>>2033265
nerdy, desperate, and ethically questionable

Sounds like a winner to me

>>2034912
>but does not include sexual conduct engaged in as a part of any stage performance, play, or other entertainment open to the public.
Can I fuck a prostitute if we pretend it's performance art and do it in public?

>>2035642
just film it and release as porn

Why not just film it since then it'll be porn which is legal?

>>2033237

Best post I've read all week

>>2033537

The republitard Christian argument is that normal society would dissolve into degeneracy, that families would collapse. People would just fuck for money without loyalty.

You gotta keep the worker ants working.

>>2034868
Iranians in general aren't Muslims so that's not a very compelling argument.

>>2033214
i've been trying to pay a prostitutes with game systems. i found one that would trade her pussy for my ps3 but she is farther away than i'd like to drive.

best profession in the world is the oldest profession.