Hey nerds. I just graduated college and now I'm trying to

>graduated college
>did something really stupid

Checked

>What do?
serve me McChickens, my go to lunch sandwich

>>2020617
Create an account on Quora, Twitter, Reddit, Instagram, all with your real name.
Start spamming at least 2 answers/day from each, and images from instagram (public). In a few months they will overtake your arrest results in google and push them off the front pages. The key is - post consistently and from different resources. Ideally try 10 different platforms to post from.

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>>2020625
Thanks for the suggestion. I just made a bunch of those new accounts today and made a few blog sites. That's all it should take?

>>2020634
yeah... btw if you're from purope you can just send an application to google with a list of offending listings and they'll remove them (google "right to be forgotten"). If you're in freedom land, yeah you gotta go the long way.

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>>2020719
From America where muh freedums and free speech has the local media profiting off of my arrest. I even emailed him explaining how I was acquitted and seeking employment and he basically said well buddy you got arrested so it was factual at that time... my ass

Journalists are scumbags. They won't miss a chance to profit off of people by taking things out of context and ruining their careers.

>>2020836
Damn that guy's heartless. I wonder how he can sleep at night unless you were as bad as this kid

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=59Qire-2-cY

>>2020836
"Land of the free".

Btw once you get the job introduce yourself to your coworkers by your middle name or nickname. That way only one set of eyes will ever see your history on google. Otherwise if you get in someones way at work ... they can find it and cause problems for you.