Think you're all investing geniuses because you made 10k

>>2011965
post proof of gtfo

Yeah sure bud, my buddy just pull up in his bugatti so we can go to china town for some high stakes gambling

>>2011965
cool dude, how about you suck your rich buddy's dick, since you're already stroking it

Tell him to fucking sell

$5,800,000 is enough to live off dividends for the rest of your life, he could retire right now

>>2011979

>implying any exchange will cash him out in time before ETH crashes

topkek

>>2012061
>80k eth sell
>crash

lol

>>2012075

Idiot, ETH is going to drop around the 100$ mark.

If his friend got 80.000 Ether it will take a lot of time for the exchanges to pay him out since all of them have weekly limits.

>>2012061
You do realize a 5 million dollar market sell with ETH would essentially drop the price by maybe 5 bucks or so right? On one exchange alone. Which means people will gobble it right up from other exchanges. Which is called arbitrage.
You obviously need to do some research before you start trying to FUD boyo

>>2012092

Dude, I am talking about him cashing out.

Not about him influencing the market. I didnt set the 100$ mark because of OPs imaginary friend.

>>2012088
Assuming you can't sell your ETH for USD and transfer it to your USD wallet on the exchange to hold for your weekly withdrawals.
>Idiot.

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>>2011965
>Let that sink in
I did OP, I did.

>>2012106

delet this

>>2012106
Are you talking about USDT?

>>2012129
No? Sell ETH for USD on GDAX. Keep it in your USD wallet and withdraw your weekly limit each week until you have it all back in your bank.
it's not rocket science.
Coinbase or GDAX isn't forcing you to hold ETH and they are backed by the FDIC. So you are insured up to 250k.

Kek I put 10 grand in Amazon in 1997 tell your friend to suck my fat chub op

>>2012167

btw, is there ANY proven method to cash out crypto gains anonymously?

>>2012167
>>2012229
is taxes a thing for coin profits?

>>2012314

obviously

>>2012229
local bitcoins

Yes, it is. Right now it isn't monitored that rigorously. But soon enough the agencies will be up your ass looking for unpaid taxes.

>>2011965
I call bullshit OP,
prove it by sending what equates to a pittance to this address.
0x9D62CeA998CA1af14af87f31F3De5400FCA54DE6

>>2012331

banned in my region

>>2011965
I call bullshit because the purchased amounts on Ethereum IPO were made public by Vitalik, its in tabular and spreadsheet form on ethereum.org

There are literally several people with investments of more than 10k (at 700/btc invested)

>>2012092
He could just sell 1K coins a day for 80 days.

>>2011965

ITT: We post about people we know that are rich.

>>2012331
Plus depending on where you are you can charge an extra 10%.

I really don't understand why people still use this as a service... If you google how to buy bitcoins you're offered numerous options that don't involve general kikery.

>>2011965

This nigga put 10% of his net worth into BTC and ETH and bought Ether at a buck.

http://www.coindesk.com/hedge-fund-founder-invests-10-net-worth-bitcoin-ether/

>>2011965
>look what my friend did
>let that sink in

Kek
Okay.