ok, I'm ready to join the illumunati. I'm in woodland.

>>1995127
will we be...BREAKING THE LAWWWW BREAKING THE LAAWWWWWW?

really nobody? you would think the Illuminati would peruse 4chan from time to time to find prospects.

well you found him. I'm a crazy mother fucker. come on guys lets do this.

I remember being 14

You look sleepy OP. How about you get some rest? You should go to sleep. I'm going to bed, too. Goodnight OP.

>>1995448
The worst part about this post is that I'm pretty sure you're serious.

Illuminati here, to become a member you must first do the secret naked initiation dance. Surely if you've come this far you know the naked initiation dance, right?

>>1995127
does one wish to join

>>1996032
fuck you bro how the fuck you know what I look like? I aint sleepy nigga. trust me. it was 2 in the fucking afternoon when you posted that. what are you fucking 90 years old? get the fuck outa here

and if u aint from the usa get the fuck outa here too. this aint ellis island you bitch ass pussies

>>1996037
the worst part about this post is he thinks the illuminati aint real. lel at ur life

>>1996053
nigga fuck you . u obviously fake as fuck

>>1996336
yea no shit can u not read english? what the fuck was the point of this post?


anyways I figured this wouldnt work but I thought I might give it a try.

if your out there, its your lucky day. theres no need to boast, you will know who I am.

>>1996756
>nigga
We do not accept niggers into our enlightenment.