Fixing my life, retarded student edition Seeking opinions.

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Fixing my life, retarded student edition

Seeking opinions. Current situation is this-

I'm 'homeless' for the next week. Was living with girlfriend in her campus apartment. We broke up. I'm not a student, but attended my freshmen year at a state uni last year. My grades were shit because it was my first time having sex and I lost control of priorities. I have about $2,000 in student loan debt. I'm making $0 payments on an income based repayment plan. I have about $5,000 in other assorted debt (most of which is due to pell grant being cancelled due to bad grades)

I'm currently unemployed and have $100 in the bank. I'm moving home on Sunday. My question, given all that information, is

Should I go back to college in the fall? I would most likely only go to a community college for either gen eds or a 2 year Comp Sci program. I performed well in class when I attended, I did well in highschool, I know that I can not fuck up this time.

Is it worth going back? Should I max student loans and invest in alt coins? Should I invest in anything with what I have now? I'm applying for random wagecuck jobs but I doubt I'll be making more than $9/hr in my shitty small home town.

Tl;dr should I get a 2 year degree when in debt, wageslave and invest all in crypto, or something else

All suggestions greatly appreciated.