Please someone convince me that a lifetime in jail isn't

>>1987809
You'll feel even more worthless in jail.

Trust me.

>>1987809
Have fun pressing license plates for .10 cents an hour. You'll also be pressing Tyrone's dick in your booty hole but something tells me you'll be alright with that.

You're just LARPing anyway. I'll see you sometime this week and my fries better have salt on them.

>>1987809
If you're fine trading metaphorical rape for real rape I guess it's a good deal.

>>1987820
Prison rape is just a meme isn't it? I've never been raped in prison. Not that I've ever been to prison, but still it's a sound argument.

>>1987809
You'd have to do a lot of damage == make a lot of money to get more than 10 years in Jail.

Just make some money and protect yourself at every angle. If you get caught, use a good lawyer. You should have enough stashed away in Bitcoin that even if you go to jail for 5+ years, you'll be better off than a wagie, especially if your crypto investments moon.

A wageslave lifestyle is the real prison of society. In actual prison you can spend time reading and as long as you aren't a twink, Tyrone won't rape you all day.

>>1987829
don't worry i have never been raped in prison

why not join the military?

>>1987815
>sheltered faggot who has never been to jail

>>1987983
>being proud of going to jail

Fuck of Jamal.

>>1988007
>living a privileged life in the suburbs from birth
must be nice cumskin

>>1988022
>implying all whites are from the suburbs and have money

Just don't commit crimes, it's not that hard

>>1988036
>has to be privileged for his parent/s to teach him that crime gets you in trouble
damn you must have been raised in a straight dumpster or something

jail is gay
it's better to go live inawoods
the system is built to fuck you out of x%
but you have to submit to it, and give a lot if you want to be rich
if you're content with just living life figure out a way to get inawoods and keep that x% as low as possible

also is your plan smart or is it retarded like robbing a bank?
i figured out an exploit on a bitcoin casino 2.5 years ago and just chill living the neet life
i'm also on probation for felony drug possession, some bs had a couple hundred worth of drugs and they threw the book at me
jail is shitty as fuck especially when you have the option to not go
i'm going inawoods when probation is over

>>1987809
If it's clear that you're not a repeat offender and not a threat to society, you'll probably get probation with a tracking device and tons of bills and community service. Even more wage slavery. Have fun.

What if I bought a machine that made license plates? Could I steal business from the prisons?