>its sunday morning >Beanman and Friends is on your local

>kids asking if we can go to bean-land
>suggest it might be good family building excerise to wife
>she agress
>get to bean land, kids going crazy over all things bean
>get some bean shakes, go on the bean rides
>great family day out at bean-land
>decide it's best to all get something from the gift shop
>kids pick out bean man dvds and plushies
>wife picks something
>fast forward family is all happy im brushing teeth while wife is in bed
>hear moaning I've never heard before
>walk to bedroom see bean man battery powered action figure, flicking my wifes bean

God bless the bean man and the bean never heard my wife make those sounds before in my life.

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>>1981612
>its monday morning
>you wake up at 5:00am
>you don't have to, but you love watching the nobeaners drive by on their way to their wagie jobs
>they drive by as you laugh at them from the front porch of your bean mansion
>another sip of green bean tea
>another episode of beanman on tv
>another day of wagies saying REEE
>the bean life is the way to be

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>>1981612
>>suggest to wife
take this part out, sounds cuckish. the husband always leads in beanfamilies.

there's absolutely nothing wrong with sex toys though, ok. at least the husband wasn't eating her out. the beanman was just getting her warmed up for a legendary jackhammering from a real man.

> tell everyone you made your fortune on PoSW and BitBay
> really your portfolio was 90% BEANS 5% BAY 5% PoSW