>it's january 2018 >you've just checked your

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>it's january 2018
>you've just checked your portfolio and POSW and BITB are all at new all-time highs
>you walk into your work smug as all fuck, wakl right up to the qt secretary that you always thought might kinda like you and ask her on a date to the finest restaurant in town since you have reservations
>go into boss's office and hand in your resignation
>"But anon, what the hell, you're one of our best workers! We need you here! Where'd you get the balls to come quit anyway, I'll run you out of town for this!"
>"I don't care what you say, you've always been a punk bitch. I've got twenty-five thousand proof-of-stake-wallet coins valued at approximately four dollars and twenty cents a coin and over ten million bit-beans values at over fifteen cents a bean. you do the math. I've just bought this whole place and I'm making it into a burrito shop. This is actually YOUR resignation slip. Get out of my office nocoiner"