>$120b in venture capital Holy fuck how fucking stupid do

>ywn never live in silicon valley
>ywn get billions for dumbshit

Don't forget to leave your dislike

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAsEEW7WUHA

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I wonder what his race is

Yeah, "why would you mess with that?"
Amazingly, you can just buy vegetables at the market and eat them

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>>1975361

>>1975361
>>1975391
PURE COINCIDENCE

>The press will retail for $400
:^)

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>>1975394
Jewcero

Why wouldnt i just use a blender?

>>1975156
what the fuck?
juice bags will cost $25 and be must slightly over a few litres, willing to bet on it

such a dumb system, it'll work on millenials

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>>1975425

>>1975733
They cost 8 dollars and are single serve bags.

Basically its a more expensive canned drink.

>>1975156
wait does it just squeeze a bag?

the fact that you can squeeze the bags yourself isnt the worst thing.

who the fuck buys a "juicer" that just crushes premade bags of shit when you could buy a normal juicer/blender and put any shit in it you want, or just buy prebottled shit and skip the middleman?

>>1975168
i live in silicon valley. dumbshit pays the bills

>>1975761
not that this guy isnt a fucking genius to get $$$ for this from out of touch "investors" though. even if he isn't in on the joke he still won.

>>1975425

JEWCERA CERA
YOUR SHEKLES BELONG TO ME
YOUR FUTURE IS MINE, YOU SEE
JEWCERA CERA

>>1975754
Yes for 400 dollars or 1200 for business clients

Every vegetable pack has an individual QR code
The juicer contains a camera that reads the QR code and phones home to Juicero
If the expiration date is just 1 day past, it refuses to juice
It refuses to juice without an Internet connection generally
The company knows exactly when you use it

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>>1975361
>>1975391

>>1976317
What customer would even want this feature? Investors got what they deserved.

>>1976317
>>1976482
The expiry date is on the damn pack too, its less work to just read the damn thing.

THIS PRODUCT IS A FUCKING MEME

>>1975156
It was $120m, by the way, not $120b.

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>>1975156

>buy a bag of juice
>buy a machine to squeeze a bag of juice
>mfw bottles of fruit juice already exist

>>1975156
This would be a good idea if it actually had moist, cut up vegetables in there. Of course, that would require a significantly much larger bag.

I bet it started out that way, but they realized it wouldn't work because you can't just hydrolic press a bunch of fruit or vegetables and automatically get juice out of it. you have to run it through an auger that works on it at a cellular level to extract the juice properly. This might work with oranges and some other fruits, but not vegetables.

People don't know the pain of cleaning a juicer after use. Kale juice stains bad.

>>1976317
only silicon valley vegan retards that have their heads up their asses would buy this

>nothing of value was lost

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>>1975208
LOLOLOL. 12 likes 500 dislikes

>>1977522
*600

>>1977522
they had another video that had 1 like. wanna bet this guy>>1975361 liked it?