Guys I need to promote a product in powerpoint. I just need

>>1969977
Kneepads with lubricant.
The only way you can keep your knee skin moisturized

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Every letter comes in with a typewriter sound.

Do your own homework assignment.

>>1969977
smartness pills

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A machine that promotes your waifu for you.

>>1970479

Can you imagine it?

For the low, low price of $20 a month, your waifu will get more hits, more comments and requests on the work of artists, and so she will appear more popular.

More free work will be done of her, and more people will want to request her to fit in with the normies.

Only $20 a month!

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A social network where you can tell your friends that you are "off the grid", the app is just airplane mode. Your friends can log in through their smartphones to see that you're off the grid and like and share and comment on how cool it is to be off the grid.

The app also mines shit coins secretly and sends them to your investors.

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Self-cleaning guac bowls

Bump, so much potential for this thread

>>1969977
New solar-powered device can pull water straight from the desert air.

http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2017/04/new-solar-powered-device-can-pull-water-straight-desert-air