So I've got an extra $1000 that I would like to invest in

>>1963344
Shove it up your pooper, and pray for a brick

>>1963344
>skeptical of putting 1000 in the market
Just save it kiddo. A grand is not enough for any investment.

>>1963344
buy ETH
PIVX

Go to a bank and trade in $1000 bills for 4000x25 cent coins.

Now you have so much more...

Now instead of paper that says 1 you have thousands of coins that read 25

25<1

>>1963344
Buy a plane ticket to a foreign country

>>1963361

>gatekeeper bullshit

Use it as an initial investment for a managed fund, and arrange a manageable monthly contribution from your wages. Then forget about it.

In a couple of years you'll have a lot more than if you chucked it in the bank or wasted it speculating.

Slow and steady.

What about all these videos?

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=invest+1000

>>1963344
Buy litecoin dickhead look at the charts moon is so obvious

put it all in CBX aka crypto bullion

in 3 months it'll be worth 20 grand

S&P 500 ETF

>>1963344

IQ Option

Literally the easiest way to make money if you dont need those 1000 anyways

You can spend it on some weights and start lifting and invest it in your self. I mean investing in your self is usually a good idea, unless you like to make bad investments like drugs and alcohol.