>made 5,000,000 USD >not spending any of it >sitting

Nice.

This is my dream as well.

In fact I feel like I'm so tied to objects precisely because I'm a poorfaggot. I'd probably live more frugally if I had more money.

>>1962602
>>1962606
What's the point though?

Might as well make $20,000/year and live the exact same lifestyle.

>>1962602
It's quite fun isn't it.

Some people get really angry when I refuse to waste my money on retarded expensive crap.

>>1962602
You're either stupid or a liar.

US banks only protect $200,000 in assets.

>>1962608

Yes I guess it has to do with the assurance and safety that comes with knowing you're free from the wagecuck shackles for life.

Like you've won the game and now can do what you want.

5mil generate a good monthly profit themselves just from interest

>>1962614

What if he has it spread out

What if he's not in the US

What if ....

????

>>1962608
5 mil a year in a conservative savings account can get you 2% a year which is 100k doing nothing. put it in some conservative investments and you should be able to see 5%+.

it truly is the golden number.

gieb some here: 1960900

>>1962618
>Yes I guess it has to do with the assurance and safety that comes with knowing you're free from the wagecuck shackles for life.
>Like you've won the game and now can do what you want.

And then what? What do you do then.

>>1962634
post frogs and brag to your shitcoin friends

>>1962634

You're relaxed to go wherever you want to, study whatever you want to, eating well, etc.... for life.

I'd have tons of things to do, almost none of them related to buying expensive things but all requiring of not being a wagecuck.

>>1962634
Read books
Go to university for fun, study whatever interests me
Build a cabin in the woods
Work out

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>>1962641

>>1962644

Normalfaggots and their obsession with spening money cant understand that one can want money precisely to forget about it.

>>1962634
hang out with my 1 or 2 real friends forever unlonely

>>1962641
>>1962642
>>1962644
You can do this shit, and you don't need $5 million either.

>>1962660
Not with a wageslave job that steals all your energy and time.

>>1962660

I cant if I need to wagecuck to live.

Being rich is unironically buying freedom.

>>1962667
To make $5 million you have to put a ton of effort into a business or a career. Do you really think people do that, form their entire lives around it for a significant portion of their lives then just abandon it and go to become NEETs?

It feels like the "I'll just retire with millions and become a rich NEET!" is just a dream of minimum wage workers, or maybe office drones.

>>1962634
Do normal people things without wageslaving, also taking more business opportunities because you have more free time to study and analyze them

>>1962674
Buy 5000 Bitcoin at $1
or mine them in a month on your CPU in early 2009

>>1962678
>Buy 5000 Bitcoin at $1
>or mine them in a month on your CPU in early 2009

Ah yes.

"Just buy some random meme currency and wait until it reaches the peak that nobody believed it would".

This is like "Just guess the correct lottery numbers" or "Buy today's huge penny stock that gained 265% in 2 days, a week ago!"

>>1962618
>Like you've won the game and now can do what you want but you want to do nothing.

ftfy

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>>1962684
isn't that truly how anyone young gets rich?

really makes you think.

>>1962707
People who get rich seem to have a passion and goals. Not just "I want to be rich, and then I want to become a NEET and not do anything"

>>1962602
hey kid wanna buy some speed?
Just donate to my paypal [email protected] and your face could be the fastest thing on the track

>>1962602

Then what's the point?

If it's purely bragging rights that mentality is gonna catch up to you later.

I learned long ago that when you have plenty of money you need to use a bit of it on friends and family. In a way that cares about them. A drink, a party, give them a ride somewhere. It doesn't mean just giving people stuff, it's small gestures of care. And it goes a long way. I went to a large party yesterday and brought a $50 dollar bottle of wine to the hosts.

>>1962733
How did you amass you're good amount of money? Or are you just LARPing too.

>>1962733
>drink
Ethanol disgusts me.

>>1962736

I own a business brojack

>>1962737

well your thread is fake and gay. And both in large quantities.

>>1962644
>>1962667
Forgot to ask, how did you make your millions?

>>1962733
You are a fucking cuck.

>>1962750

It goes both ways dumbass.

The people in my circle have done all kinds of stuff for me as well. The gestures would stop if I was doing nice things for someone and they never did anything nice for me.

>>1962753
You are a fucking cuck.

Accept it.

You are a cuck, a cuck.

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>>1962770

Ow ma legs

>>1962602

I just inherited ~3.1M USD and wondering what to do with the money. I am just about the most frugal person on this planet. My daily activities consists of working a boring audit job, then coming home at midnight, playing a game of Dota 2, and going to bed. Advice?

>>1962753
doing it to get returns is kinda dumb desu

I feel like you're larping but you have the makings of the right mindset.

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have about 150k saved from memecoins
gold/silver holdings as well
NEET who used to do drugs all day
get arrested for drug possession
have to maintain employment as a term for probation
went from drug NEET amazing life to being a depressed wagecuck
i hope bitcoin goes up more to make my drug hiatus worth it

>>1963136

find a woman

>>1962602
i like enjoying my life tyvm

>/tag/

>>1963155
Well if it makes you feel any better there are people on this board who wagecuck voluntarily.

>>1962641
Top kek

>>1963475
yeah i'm lucky enough that my parents supported me when i dropped out of college with really bad depression
i found memecoins and invested in them years ago
with memecoins came easy access to drugs and ridiculous profits
lucky i saved a good amount, and kept my family close
i just want to live the simple neet life in 3 years that i once did

>>1962602
You don't need to be frugal...

There's no reason you can't get 5% return on that which is more than you'd ever spend unless you have the spending habits of a nigger or female

Frugal is for wagecucks hoping to become millionaires by the time they're 50, not for actual millionaires.

>>1963332
well I guess he asked for advice, not "advice that's just a little better than the worst advice possible" so you're still ok

>>1962602
1. post proof
2. if you truly have 5.000.000 you could live off dividends/returns and not have to live that frugally

but obv you're just a lying autist

>>1962614
Tfw my country protects only 30k

>>1962602
I am poor but I fully understand OP. If I somehow made 5million and started splashing money left and right I would probably loose all my friends (who are same class as I am) and become target for fraudsters/criminals.
Best to just keep quiet and tell no one about it.

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>tfw park my 20 year old Hyundai next to Normie's BMW that he bought with a 5 year loan
>tfw he's got to wageslave 5 years straight just to keep his stupid car

>>1962634

not be a slave. its hard for a wagie to understand

>>1963709

>tfw you have to park, repair, insure, fuel and maintain your hyundai
>mfw i just get on the bus

wagies btfo

>>1962602

give me >>1960900

>>1963718
You spent so much money while I use my old bike and also profit from it.

>>1962614
>storing 5 million in a bank
Nigga wtf. No one stores large sums in a bank. Invest that shit nigga

>>1963718
Public transportation is for old people and lesbians

>>1963716
>>1963718
Okay neet

>>1963716
Wagies would appear to me to be the type of superficial, sentimental, emotional, and democratic people—people who feel rather than think, who attach importance to mankind and the popular conventional emotions of the simple, and who find their greatest consolation in the fawning and dependent attachments of a gregarious society. Such people live in a limited world of imagination; accepting uncritically the values of common folklore, and always preferring to have their naive beliefs, feelings, and prejudices tickled, rather than to enjoy a purely aesthetic and philosophic pleasure arising from discrimination, contemplation, and the recognition of austere absolute beauty.

The NEET is one who demands a clearer adjustment to the universe than ordinary household platitudes provide. He is unwilling to set up himself and his cruder feelings as a measure of universal values, or to allow shallow ethical notions to warp his judgment. In a word, he had rather admire and respect than effuse and dote; and does not fall into the fallacy that pointless sociability and friendliness, or slavering devotion and obedience, constitute anything intrinsically admirable or exalted.

Wageslaves base their whole case on these commonplace, servile, and plebeian qualities, and amusingly judge the intelligence of a pet by its degree of conformity to their own wishes. NEETs escape this delusion, repudiate the idea that cringing subservience and sidling companionship to man are supreme merits, and stand free to worship aristocratic independence, self-respect, and individual personality.

>>1963942
Humanity cannot operate on antisocial autists alone; there would be no cohesion. We are where we are today because most humans will sacrifice their time, energy, body and mind for causes they believe in, even when the belief isn't exactly rational. Herd mentality is the oldest meme, and it allows for emergent behavior. Feelings are the universal biological language for communicating information to the herd and propagating the meme. Lacking the ability or choosing not to converse in this language is a handicap.

>>1962608
The point is being rich your entire life and never having to work again

Poorfags don't get it: if you blow your money on cocaine, lambos and hookers you'll be poor again soon

>>1964121
If you want to sit at home all day and shitpost on 4chan just go on welfare.

>>1964126
You obviously don't get it
Assuming he's not memeing, he will be rich his entire life. He will get even richer thanks to his frugality

>>1962602
OP did nothing wrong.

>>1964130
That doesn't mean shit if you're frugal. What good is getting buried with millions?

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>>1963942
Very well put thanks anon

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>>1965630
Credit goes to one of the greatest NEETs of all time: H.P. Lovecraft. The original essay is on cats & dogs.
http://www.hplovecraft.com/writings/texts/essays/cd.aspx

>>1964126
There's worse ways to live tbqhwy

>>1965646
Dogs are for athletic go getters, cats are for antisocial reddit numale shut ins

Also cats carry toxoplasmosis, enjoy your brain damage

>>1962602
>>1962610
Can you guys/girls please teach me the ways or spare some cashies? If I was financially secure/well off that would pretty much eliminate all of my problems...

>>1962634

Buy some pretty land. Maybe plant a garden. Read. Paint. Attend live theatre.

>>1962602
>>1962608

Have you stopped working OP? or is it role play time?

>>1962602
Investing?

>>1962602
>make lots of money
>only spend it on ways that make me more money
>normalfags upset I'm not spending it on retarded shit

>>1962602
This sounds nice but I would probably travel a lot if I had a few million.
Like every 6-18 months I'd move to another country, preferably one where a bicycle and a transit pass are all you need to get around.

>>1965653
Dogs eat their own shit.

/Argument

>>1965653

The toxoplasmosis comes from rodents that cats come into contact with, not cats themselves. You don't own any pet mice or rats do you?

>>1963942
Im a wagie and aspire to be wealthy. Im actually a NEET at heart and would rather buy my freedom than impress fellow wagies whom i consider plebians. What does that make me? Do i defy soical confromity and am I destined for greatness?
>inb4 kys

>>1962602
So obviously a fucking larp

>>1962614
Why does anyone assume that someone talking about having $5 million means they're keeping it in a checking or savings account? Like, why is that an even remotely reasonable assumption?

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>>1963928
>o-okay nneet

>>1964222
$5million isn't that much to live a flashy lifestyle. But yeah 4chan autists that (claim) to have a couple millions, inherit them and still live the same NEET life.

>>1967084
>waggie
>wealthy
pick one

>>1962634
Seriously? You have no idea what you'd do then?

>pro tip: you could buy a $1k hooker 3 nights a week and still come out ahead if you're earning 5% net.

>>1963136
Do you like your job? If not, quit.

Unless you're grossing 6 figures at your job, you could easily live off of the income from $3.1M in investments. Put it in a target retirement fund for 2015 or 2020 to ensure a conservative investment portfolio, and live happily off the 3-4% per year you'll earn (with a 3% return on investment, you'll earn approx. $70k annual after taxes).

You just got freedom from everything. Enjoy it. Take some time, figure out what you want to do with the rest of your life.

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>>1964121
This just means you aren't rich enough.

>>1962807
jesus

>>1963602
hear hear

I'm already excited to check the mailbox tomorrow :^)

VZ Verizon heard of it? Pays 4% per year dividends. With $5m that's $200k a year job for doing nothing. But yeah you should live frugal. Eat Mac and cheese every day, die at 50. Lol fag

>>1963942
you seem like a cat person

>>1962602
h-how? I want to be a rich smug neet too.

>>1963942
I do sense a certain rigidity from most wagies, they seem to be the kind of people who crave guidelines and worry about what you're 'supposed' to do in life, they end up getting pressured into things like getting married.

Most of them probably just need a nice big dose of LSD.

>>1962602
Mfw u dont male 5 mill with that mentality u cuck. And if u did you would absolitly be reinvesting it. Why go through hell to learn to invest amd then just stop. That like becomming a pro football playing and just jeking off in the locker room during gsme time and quitting.

U are a fuckin idiot

>>1966072
Toxoplasmosis literally lives and reproduces inside cats. It only infects rodents as a vector to get to cats.

Man, I don't even have that much money, and I always get a giggle when people buy dumb shit. All I buy are little electronics projects and the parts for 'em, maybe a computer every 3-5 years, and just cleaning supplies, simple clothes and food. What the hell do normies buy?.

>>1969022
shit for their wife / kids

>>1969022
A new iPhone every year, a new BMW, a hooker.

>>1967125
this is pretty sad. Pretty accurate of my life, minus gym + shitposting.
Not even an entire year after graduating college and i'm already trying to figure my way out of the rat race

>>1969046
Got a 40$ smartphone that's done just fine for a year now, don't really plan to change.
>>1969033
Dad always got the minimal stuff, hand-me-down legos, got my PS2 like 5 years after it was out, and I did just fine. I'm pretty sure the wife I marry would be more frugal like my grandmother.

pls gib me 1 million dollaridoos

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>>1969081
You would only spend it on frivolous things like cars

>>1969081
If you want 1 million dollars you only have to buy 1 million POSW.

>>1962602
Use it to make bad video games and fund low budget anime adaptations of well loved series.

>>1969092
You need more than 5 million to do that.

>>1962634
Travel
Get laid
Get experiences
Settle down
Work out
Kill inner demons
Climb Maslow's pyramid
Get social training for autism
Aquire wife
Make indie games in basement of own home
Eat homemade food from qt3.14 wife
Have son
Teach son what's really important
Tell him society is a raging faggot
Still send him to private school for connections and socializing
Son becomes billionaire
Me and Grandson gets to see his dad run for prime minister
Make Canada great again
Shitpost on 4chan on deathbed
"We're all gonna make it brah."

>>1962660
>You can do this shit, and you don't need $5 million either.
Minus slaving 3/4 your free time, leaving you physically and mentally exhausted.

>>1964126
>If you want to sit at home all day and shitpost on 4chan
this is exactly what im trying to do. Currently working toward that goal, have $500,000 invested and slowly working my way to be able to shitpost on 4chan from wherever in the worldi want, whenever i want.

ITT: plenty of upset Normies not comprehending the NEET lifestyle

>>1962807
nooo >:(

why did u post that? pls dnt do that

>>1962608

Being a wagecuck is a lot easier if you have a pile of money at home so you can quit, which lowers stress, which means you do better at your wagecuck job.

>>1962714

>implying retiring to do whatever leisure activities you like isn't a passion.

You know, after having to pay over $1000 in computer repairs, I realize how inadequate as a human I am. I rely on others to make and maintain things for me. I hate that about myself, it gives me such a sense of helplessness and transience. In your position, OP, I'd spend time learning about fixing things, building circuits and learning programming. I'd have other interests too, like plumbing and carpentry. I hope you use this limited time well, faggot.

>>1969413

If that's what interests/fulfills you, that's a good way to fill your time.

>>1962602
>>made 5,000,000 USD
how?

>>1969450

>implying OP isn't a roleplayer

>>1963635
Underrated

>>1968149
Diminishing returns, bro.

It's not hard to make $5M in crypto, given enough time in the market and a good system.

It's very hard to make $50M in crypto because as your wealth grows you become a market maker, and the same initial strategies you used won't work on larger sums of money, which means you'll either be stuck investing 5-10% of your money in proven strategies (diminishing returns due to issues scaling the trading model), or potentially testing unproven strategies on larger sums of money (opening you up to new and potentially unforeseen risks).

>>1963136
Take a day to research and understand the basics of bitcoin if you haven't

>>1963942
Just to be extra 100% sure this is ironic isn't it
Not joking I'm just not sure anymore

>>1970361
Oh fucking bullshit.

U crypto fags are all just a bunch of samefagging cucks shitting up a business board with your scams. Get out cuck. SAGE

>>1963942
well said, screencaping

can you buy me a gf

>>1970901
Not at all.

>>1970901
Having trouble telling the difference? Too much of it sound a little too true for you?

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>>1970361
>It's not hard to make $5M in crypto

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>>1962602
care to spend 100k of that and make more millions?
if they are btc money you will need to sell them first but this way you get legal and you help a fellow neet

>>1971099
1) This board was created so crypto fags would stop shitting up /g/.
2) I'm not saying scamcoins aren't, in general, scams, but there are proven methods for earning money in crypto (most involving HFT or other algo-based methodologies already employed in other currency markets); my only point is that the type of trading that gets you from $1k to $5M is not the same type of trading that gets you from $5M to $100M, primarily because you can't scale the platform due to the limited size of the crypto market as a whole. Once you hit .1% of market share for the average scamcoin, you become a market maker/"whale", and you have to start worrying about how your moves impact the market as a whole.

It's whatever though.

>>1971258
Sorry, it's not complicated. That doesn't mean it's easy; I was simply saying "it's not hard" from a conceptual standpoint; making shitloads of money on crypto requires both luck and impeccable timing.