>parents have 500,000$ in life insurance >all went to my

>>1957665
why?

>>1957665
Maybe they are really banking on him dying cause he takes more risks?

>>1957665
Any logic or reason that backs that decision?

You'd just invest all of it into bitbay or something stupid like that, i think your parents made the right decision

chad will carry on the family name

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>>1957889

>>1957665
>more concerned about not getting any money than your parents dying
Wonder why they made that decision.

>>1957665
>he's posting on /biz/ in response instead of meticulously plotting his brother's downfall and your inheritance

They gave it to the right son

How does (((life insurance))) work i know my parents have had it since i was a wee todler. Do you just get a fat payout

>>1957665

Either your family are jerks or you're a colossal fuck up and they were right to freeze you out.

Since this is 4chan I'm going to assume that actually both conditions are true.

Also, you have my sincerest condolences.

>>1957665
Your brother has a job and a future. You still live under our roof so we'll assume the responsible adult (your brother) can handle things when we're gone

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In their will they said they barely gave me money because there lives were perfect until I was born and they had another mouth to feed. No joke

>>1958168
Your parents were cunts, and your brother is a cunt if he doesn't split it with you.

>>1958184
My brother said he would give me 30k. Better than nothing I guess

>>1958187
Sounds good. Just pretend like you're a brokefag except some time in the future you have a for sure 500$ and maybe 30k waiting for you.

>>1958187
invest with that and become so goddamn rich he'll wish he split it fairly with you.

>>1958168
Don't worry OP your parents probably in hell now

family of cunts but there is now way OP is not a cunt as well coming from such stock.

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Mfw parents are dirt poor
Getting nothing when they die except a funeral bill

>>1957665
lol thats what you get for being a filthy neet

>>1958187
tell him you spent it all and ask fro more

>>1958168
lol wtf
they're the ones that chose to have another kid

>>1958382
>paying for a funeral
just float them down a river

I'm getting money from my grandmother and my gay uncle who hates everyone when they die. I'm basically the only family member either of them likes.

My parents don't have any money, which is why I turned into the money obsessed piece of shit I am. I'll never understand how they're content to live like fucking peasants.

You should shoot him, if he is not married, as next of kin you'd get the money plus all of his acing a, do it before he makes a will. Don't get caught.

All my family lives forever. The great grand parents were like 101. I'm going to be in my sixties before I get anything

>>1958168
Jesus anon

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>>1957665
>Chad we need to get life insurance to make sure our sons are looked after once we go.
>Sure thing Stacy, but do you really want Anon, that fat creep upstairs, to get ideas in his head?
>Good point. I always thought he'd shoot up a school. Let's take him out of it.
>No we can't totally take him out of it. Let's just make his share $500.
>I'm so glad we have our other son instead of that failure.

>>1957665
Either they know you're a fuck up and told your brother to take care of you or they really fucking hate you for some reason. Do you act like an asshole towards your parents?

>>1958168
take a hint and abortys

>>1958168
They're probably in hell. If not, then not the best part in heaven.

You're going to be rich one day. This will help more than it will hurt.

>>1957665

MAYBE YOU SHOULDNT HAVE TURNED OUT TO BE SUCH A FUCKING FAILURE.

Take him to court. People sue their families all the time for this shit.

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>>1958168
>>1958187
Anon I sincerely hope you do something great with that 30k

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Bullshit. In which country are you anon? Because in most countries it's forbidden to not divide equally (or almost equally) between legally recognized descendants for no reason.
>"muh I don't love my second son" is not a valid reason
You need to be a hardcore drug addict or to have been physically violent against your family or something to be refused inheritance.
If true, then >>1960981

>>1960996
>Because in most countries it's forbidden to not divide equally (or almost equally) between legally recognized descendants for no reason.
not in the civilised world. you can write anything into your will in the UK like "my son gets 88 Freddos and the rest of the estate is given to the Dog Shelter" and the son either has to accept it or go to court to try and argue some reasons why it shouldn't stand.
there is no rule in the UK about any division ratios. you can cut anyone out if you are cunty enough.

>>1958168
Damn. That's harsh.

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>>1961046
>UK
>Civilised
In countries of latin-law (France, Germany, Spain, Italy...) you have a principle of an "hereditary reserve"
It does not exist in the anglo-saxon Common law because muh freedom, I have to be antisocial

>>1962145
Wasn't anglo saxon common law gavelkind based up until FUCKING NORMANS came

>>1957665
I do think even understand why inheritance is a thing. Why should someone's offspring get free money when their parents die? They didn't work for it, so why should they get it? When someone dies, all of their assets should go to the state, minus the funeral costs.

>>1963463
is that what you want for when it happens to you?

>>1963463
you want a helicopter ride?

>>1963463
If that were the case, parents would just gift their children all their belongings just before they die. Imagine losing your house and family business to the government just cause your parents died.

>>1963463
>go to the state
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!