I'm making a Tycoon game for starting your own altcoin pump'n'dump. Coming up with "random events" that can happen. Please reply with your own.
>bribe a writer at coindesk to write positive article about you
>get added to Poloniex
>Get invited onto popular podcast (RNG roll for good/bad results)
>Private pump'n'dump group shills your coin on /biz/
>>1950477
>gets big in china/india/korea
>block halving
>added to microsoft azure baas
>random bank issues statement about using your blockchain
>gets added as payment option on xyz silkroad type market
>vitalik buterin endorses it
>>1950610
thanks man, I'll make sure to credit anon on /biz/
>>1950477
lets fucking go, Im in
>Jews get involve
>rumors on a turkish sandwhich weaving forum have driven the price up/down
>third-party physical wallet developed by fans
>hacked
>large investor gets involved
>>1950477
alternate coin gets pumped, your coin bottoms out
>>1950477
>rumor coins gonna get mentioned on alex jones
>>1950477
> Rumors that Korean whales from an elite forum plan to dump your coin
>>1950477
Hahahaha great idea OP