What is stopping a bunch of us from forming a company? I'm

>>1944599
>What is stopping a bunch of us from forming a company?

>I'm $1m in

>What should our company do?
Consulting advice for startups

>What shall we call our company?
Entrepreneurchan

>motto?
Make bux or go NEET

>What is your specialty and what position do you want in our company?
Something in accounting and profit management I.e money recovery

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>>1944599
>What should our company do?
We take peoples money and invest it into shitcoins.

>What shall we call our company?
Mr. Shitcoin

>What is your specialty and what position do you want in our company?
My speciality is losing money on shitcoins and I would like my position to be officer, commander or knight.

>>1944599
Create a investment firm for shitcoins and call it sheckelberg & schlomo. We invest in coins backed by the biggest banks like ripple and ETH.

We should create a hedge fund centred around incredibly risky memecoin speculation.

>>1944599
I'll make the logo

>>1944646
Ill get to work on the company website

>What should our company do?
Manufacter a product or service that has an all-in cost of X. Sell it for more than X

>What shall we call our company?
Bizzers

>What is your specialty and what position do you want in our company?
I'm an accountant so preferable something in that field

>>1944599

>What should our company do?
Push PEPE COIN to the top

>What shall we call our company?
PEPE COIN & SON LLC

>What is your specialty and what position do you want in our company?
I can get pretty autistic about lots of things

Were going to need somewhere to congregate.

How about a private company forum?

>>1944599
I will be the HR Director.

>>1944617
>Consulting advice for startups
We have one of our fields down.
>Make bux or go NEET
I like it

>>1944618
>We take peoples money and invest it into shitcoins.
And there is Number 2

>My speciality is losing money on shitcoins and I would like my position to be officer, commander or knight.
I will make you a Knight of the forum

>>1944635
>We invest in coins backed by the biggest banks like ripple and ETH.
This is exactly what I have been looking into. Added to company's specialties.

>>1944690
>Manufacter a product or service that has an all-in cost of X. Sell it for more than X
What will we manufacture? Memes? Not sure we can survive the post-normie peak and subsequent post-election dip. We will try.

>>1944691
>Push PEPE COIN to the top
Yes. Added.

>PEPE COIN & SON LLC
You got the company name.

>I can get pretty autistic about lots of things
You are my kinda guy. You can be one of our front runners. I dont know what that job description entails, I just heard it on TV once.

>>1944700
>I will be the HR Director.
What will be your first act as HR director?

>>1944724
>What will be your first act as HR director?
ensure a more diverse workplace by firing all white males

>>1944730
This could work.

>>1944599
Actually, i am specialised in bitcoin related trades, i know my shit about forking/blocks/Bitcoin Unlimited/ altcoins/

Add me to the company, and you'll have a crypto meme expert.

Also, i can be the developer for our new coin.

MEME/PEPE, And i'll get it listed on Yobit.

I also know CSS/HTML/JS/PHP

Drop da discord

>>1944599
I'll code

The company forum will take a day or two to setup, create boards, customize theme and generally get the place looking schmicko. Keep an eye on this thread. I will keep it alive until then fellow employees.

Pepe Coin and Son LLC™ will be open for business by the end of the week.

Despite the name, we will not be strictly a shitcoin investment firm.

Now, any other ideas on how we can diversify our income streams by targeting niche markets?

>>1944744
YES.

WE MAKE A SHITCOIN CALLED PEPE

LIST IT ON YOBIT

SPAM IT EVERYWHERE

WE ARE EARLY INVESTORS, WE ATLEAST X25

>>1944741
>Add me to the company, and you'll have a crypto meme expert
That will be your custom title on the forum.

>>1944742
Welcome friend

>Drop da discord
All employees are encouraged to join the official company discord
https://discord.gg/gk9Sxeq
(Link will never expire)

>>1944751
Give me 30mins then. I'll login with my 4chan ID of this post

>>1944753
>tfw you are going to premine 50% of your shitcoin

>>1944599
Oh fuck we finally have some real shit going down on /biz/ for once?

Give me a quick rundown on the vision for the future.

Escalator Ladders Inc.

>>1944751
https://discord.gg/E3wYxWT
New server w/ ranks.^^^

NEW AND IMPROVED DISCORD LINK

https://discord.gg/UXSt5vJ

Will never expire. Come join us

>>1944744
Food to the Americans, invest in fast food joint

>>1944765
this

Lets make a shitcoin
>Zcoin/Zcash clone
>GUI with integrated .onion forum and PGP messaging
>market as escort service to replace craigslist

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>>1944599
Literally half this board fell for meme coins.

BitCoin blew up and that's it. Any other coin is like a second-tier retailer trying to compete with Walmart.

And you guys probably have terrible PR skills.

>mfw I'd rather literally die than start a business with 4chinners.

>>1944785
Original discord is still up

New one closed or something and invite link expired

>>What is your specialty and what position do you want in our company?

Anti-diversity officer and non-human resources department head.

Yo ben, Kraz here

The new discord you made is gone and the invite links are expired. Were hanging in the original one.

Not a socially retarded autist. I'm game for sales, marketing, etc so you nerds can do what you do best without normies bugging you. I'll check that discord after work.

>>1944785
are you retarded? when trading meme coins its about percentage points not, quantity. if bitcoin goes from 800 to 1100 thats a ~35% gain

if bay goes from 1/1000 of a cent to a 1/500 of a cent thats a 100% gain.

Which one is the better investment? YOU TELL ME!

>>1944785
If BTC is Walmart ETH is amazon

GG wp

I will be the tester of end products

Captcha close pool

>>1944599
>What should our company do?
Propaganda and marketing using sockpuppet accounts.

We write software and put infrastructure in place to run believable personas. They should have a unique IP per and not be correlatable by browser fingerprinting.

We can license the software for government contracts (see Operation Ernest Voice) and sell our personally ran armies to influence conversations and topics on all social media platforms.

We pay some retards near minimum wage to shitpost on social media all day. Provide them training for tactics. We'd have credentials for all their accounts to check on what they are doing. We'd be able to automate those accounts if we needed to brigade. Every day they would get (via RSS feed or some shit) their talking points.

>What shall we call our company?
SockPuppers

>motto?
On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

>What is your specialty and what position do you want in our company?
Development. Currently building this software in my spare time.

>>1944767
>https://discord.gg/UXSt5vJ
>Will never expire.

It's expired.

>>1944618
kek

>>1944599
silver for shitcoins

>>1944765
nice

>>1944937

Kek. I am gonna invest in SockPuppers, for sure!!

I am all in

Keep alive bump.

dating company specializing in matchmaking lonely people with their perfect anime waifus/husbandos

>>1944617
>Consulting
wagecuck-tier business model. doesn't scale.

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We do what we do best. Generate memes for profit, sell them to these content mills AND form a law firm that aggressively attacks companies that illegally pirate memes

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>>1945182
I'd love this. I would put my law degree to good use finally. With substantial backing it is very possible because although it's impossible to stop people from "pirating" memes, we wouldn't give a fuck. We'd target only big names such as newspapers, big media, huge youtube channels etc... that use our properties. This is a sound and incredibly profitable investment and I would go balls-deep in this easily if I could.

>>1944599

> forming a company

no

> starting a fund

yes

I've been saying this for months. If a /biz/ anon can step up to the plate and start a fund, I will put some $ in it. No bs, just put some money in and see what happens. But we need a /biz/ reader that has investor experience and can make us a profit.

>>1945182 + >>1944937
Memes for profit goes well with my idea.

>>1945267
You'll never get quality memes by monetizing them, you should know this already.

>>1944599
A pepe trading market. We could also offer pepe arbitration services based on a pepe's rareness and its quality.

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>>1945212
>>1945267
>>1945292

We can though. Buzzfeed/9gag/whatever rips this shit off all the time. Someone make a discord with no expiration.

>>1945182
I'm in, someone make a discord.

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>>1945366
>e
>>1945267
>>1945292
>>1945212
>>1945182
https://discord.gg/AZY9Hx8

http://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fdiscord.gg%2FAZY9Hx8

https://discord.gg/AZY9Hx8

>>1945212
WE NEED YOU LAWANON

>>1944724
>What will be your first act as HR director?
Probably mandatory diversity quotas.

>>1944635
Imagining those headlines right now

>Shekelberg & Schlomo currently being tried for bitcoin and ethereum fraud as well as money laundering
>Main Consultant arrested as he was attempting to retrieve a penny from a sewer drain

Make your plans on my site to keep it as a backup thebizness.org it's pretty much dead so no one would steal

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>bump
new invite please

>>1944870
Penny stocks have high volatility too. That doesn't make them a good investment.

>>1944744
Fucking hell put me in the forums pls i wanna be head kneeoad salesman or company mascot. I bring green text stories to life daily and work 50 hours per week while shitposting.

Please someone make a fb page and message group so we can keep this meme alive.

>>1944744
If anyone would rent robotic lawn mowers i woukd buikd a traiker and charge pads to deliver locally / hekp ship and repair them. Also im buying a spot welder for lithium packs. If your drill burns your house down dont cone cry ti me tho

>>1944785
Stay poor

>>1944912
Nobidy suggested selling the best kneepads money can buy

>>1944870
bitcoin hands down, because nobodys gonna buy your 23,220,150 BAY at peak price

>>1944972
Oh lawd PUT ME IN SCREENSHOT

>>1945182
Best friend is almost a lawyer next month

>>1944618
I honestly considered opening a crypto exchange booth.
Buy and sell your shitcoins here.

Krazador here (OP).
>inb4 different ID
Got a dynamic IP, its a pain in the arse.

>>1944870
You got the right idea man. Small steps but lots of little feet taking them.

>>1944877
Competition! Yes, in relative monopolies we have opportunities to undercut rivals and grow in their shadow. People love an underdog.

>>1944937
I like this idea for company direction the most. Memeing or not, this is thinking big. I have no doubt that a lot of the ideas thrown around in the thread and on the discord are relatively temporary capital raising endeavors designed to fund bigger projects in the future.

All RSS feeds including stocks can be integrated into the forum when I set it up.

>Development. Currently building this software in my spare time.
We need all the devs we can get on this. Currently we have 2 confirmed developers talking of creating a crypto currency, but diversification is also on the agenda.

>>1944942
Sorry about that. The discord current Lead Developer Ben set up no longer exists, but the original one I set up is still going strong and we have an 8 member team currently there. We also have a software development division working on a pretty innovative idea.

>https://discord.gg/gk9Sxeq
Will never expire

>>1945182
Illegally pirating memes is in direct conflict with the geneva convention. Off shore hosting it is then...

>>1945212
You are more than welcome to join our discord. We don't have any kind of legal team yet and we are in desperate need of an experienced law professional for consulting duties on a project. Join our discord

>>1945251
What about forming a company that uses a fund to finance primary projects such as crypto-curency creation and software development? Diversification is key.

>>1945337
>https://discord.gg/gk9Sxeq
Will never expire

>>1945366
>https://discord.gg/gk9Sxeq
Will never expire

>>1945552
We need a permanent professional place to congregate and from and debate projects.and company direction. I am working on setting up a proper forum. I already have ideas for live rss feeds and integrated live chat. A website however for each venture will be required.

>>1945824
>>1945829
>>1945845
Join our discord and collaborate with our 2 teams there until a stable forum is up and running.
https://discord.gg/gk9Sxeq

We are currently seeking software developers and legal consultants and but the more skilled people we surround this project with the better.

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>>1944599
I mean, i have seen this meme over 100 times bit if u autistic fucks get a fb chat going im in. Have a lot of time for phone posting and dealing with fb marketplace or cl fags all day. Litterally maling dick soaps and candles and actual dildos if need be. Giant cock shaped fountains. Funds are all that is holding me back bit if u autists can sell my products i will bist as making any dick shaped things u want. We either make riches or gloriously fail in public. I built a trailer mounted foundry just to hand people metal dicks.

Not even kidding a multimillionaire i handed one and he said wow, u know, if u made vaginas to sell to guys you could make a fortune. Shit, if u could get a business plan made and i helo u make a few dozen model peices we could male a lot of money.

I mercilessly ridicule him for being a fag and litteraly hand him kneepads. We make dicks u tard fagfot and to suggest otherwise is blasphemy.

Dude worth over 12 mil stares at me in confusion. I hand him a bottle of jack from the freezer. Hand my brobwho is his business partner 1. Grab one myself. Violently yell "PULL" and stomp on the clay pigion thrower. Fling one into my budy shop amd have to replace a piece of tin. Multimillionaire is dumbfounded. Says he has to tape this shit because nobody will believe him.

I own a 1974 Oldsmobile limo that seats 9 people with a carbureted big block. He says come to wisconsin eh? Will pay for gas and motel rooms just to hang out.

These yankee cucks don't beleive our bullshit. We are getting paid to drive 2 days and be autistic.


Wtf ever. Fuck spellcheck or actual pics. Here a fuckin samsquanch ricky

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>>1946011
lichking says bamp

>>1946011
Grrrr. Tried discord 8 times. My phone hates it but okay. Please god 24/7 fb msg shitposting group. Turn notifications off. Shitpost ALWAYS

>>1946011
Right. Well beat bro is lawyer soon. Like next month. He hates our autism bit will answer all law questions unofficialy. Also he going to nevada. We NEED nevada corp guys...

I study assett protection.

>>1946105
U play wow?

>>1946115
nah I meant it as the D&D Lich monster or even from Bethesda games

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>>1946101
It is meme no longer. With the right people and a willingness to put some time in, we can definitely succeed as a multi-project venture. we already have 2 solid projects in development.

>>1946106
I dont have facebook but believe me, I hate discord too. I have a dynamic IP so everytime I login it wants me to confirm my login location via email. Pain in the arse.

Dont worry, once we get a proper forum set up we will have integrated live chat there, rss feeds and project threads to consolidate ideas.

>>1946011
Fucks fucking sake never again. Done with discord cucks. 27 tries and say u tried to log in 28 times u band. Suck my 1 inch dick name another or i will fuckoff...

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>>1946117
No idea wtf u mean but one of my best bros just made a card shop. U live near kansas?

>>1946123
Brother just peep through the shitcoin scams an i will find u. If we name a shitpostimg group the Hump Haven i will forever love u

>>1945182
>Capitalising memes
What could go wrong?

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Can I be the official frogposter of the company?

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>>1944599
>>What should our company do?
Anything in the name of quality money making. (Fuck Hasbro with their low-tier plastic molds)
>What shall we call our company?
Four-leaf Clover chan
>motto?
Make your luck or die trying.
>What is your specialty and what position do you want in our company?
Great niche ideas for appealing to fanbases and by proxy the masses. (e.g. Minecraft)

>Secret business practice?
Contacting Mr Weebl through a pager to make memes for us which we will get rich off of.

>>1944599
>What should our company do?
Make professional quality, OC memes, for anti-memetic companies and politicians.

>What shall we call our company?
Ink inc.

>What is your specialty and what position do you want in our company?
That guy who does literally nothing, but quickly shows up to claim responsibility for any success.
I also walk around dramatically firing random people.

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>>1946568
As long as you're not That Guy without any talent and good will. Who starts firing all the talent and assumes direct control. Who starts churning out a terrible product on purpose because he thinks bad practices attracts money.
>I will use my daddy's money to destroy this company because I own it. Also nobody will dare sue me or plot a genius trap against me.
I've seen it and it's fucking scary when nobody stops him after two decades (The Simpsons)

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Aziz........Light, (yes aziz light) the fifth element.

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keep it clen cause we dont want a dredger thread begun.

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nod ya head, cause will smiths comming...... nod ya head.... nod ya head....

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i gotta head east

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who you looking for hey....

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>>1946674
Just came from an atoll, 8 days east if you're interested.

>What should our company do?
Pr0n, that's why most neckbeards come to 4chan
>What shall we call our company?
brethern in biz
>What is your specialty and what position do you want in our company?
geospatial. geo targetted ads

>>1946665
Pls no liberals

Lots of talented people on board coming up with great ideas.

Is this thread dead?

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>>1946101
>I mercilessly ridicule him for being a fag and litteraly hand him kneepads. We make dicks u tard fagfot and to suggest otherwise is blasphemy.

This entire post is God-tier

>>1944599
>What should our company do?
Provide 3PL and warehousing services for big retailers
>What shall we call our company?
Alabama Texas Jesus Yee-Hawww Inc.
>What is your specialty and what position do you want in our company?
Warehouse manager, I can become 350 pounds and wear a cowboy hat and walk around bossing employees in a Texan drawl
>pardner

>>1947763
Thanks for the (You) lad ;)

>>1948581
Fair enough. Can i dig a bunker for warehouse food storage?

>>1946101

top kek

Can you meme my company to success.

We made about £10k profit from 75k turnover last year, which isn't a lot really. But there is room for growth

OP here
>inb4 different ID
I have a dynamic IP as I said before

>>1947374
Our discord definitely isn't! If you think you have something to offer, whatever it is, and you want in, now might be the last chance. We now have 27 amazingly talented and dedicated people.

https://discord.gg/gk9Sxeq

>>1949341
We are starting our own company, or rather, an unconventional organization of individuals. Some of us are interested in charitable/non-for-profit turn arounds and things, but that is for the future long after weve become self sufficient.

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I just wanna run a good independent wrestling company.

Eurofags welcome?

>>1949521
Fine fuck i will fucking doenload that shit app again. Can we not use fb messanger?

>>1944618
Kek

>>1949646
I dont see why not but im not the boss

Reeee. I had it bit it went away amd now cant join. Someone wanna make a fb page or invite Acornstu to discord or loan me a shotgun to suck start?

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OP here
Once again...
>inb4 different ID
Got a dynamic IP

>>1949646
Of course. Join the discord if you want in. We are steaming ahead on setting the forum up which should be operational by the end of the week.

https://discord.gg/gk9Sxeq

>>1950244
We will be using a heavily customized PHP based message board with integrated live chat so we wont have to rely on discord, which I have never personally liked or trusted.

>>1950587
>Paradeigma.biz
Keep an eye on the site if you're interested in joining. Should be live in a couple days.

>>1950587
I'll add Acornstu to the discord as well

>>1951793
...If I can figure out how to do it.