teach me successful crime models ( those of you who have experience

>>1940985
What's in it for us?

>>1940994
if you're in europe you might get yourself a loyal friend and money eventually, if not you're getting keks from telling me to buy knee pads

I always hear people online, particularly /biz/, say shit like this. It perpetually astounds me how many straight laced people who are blatantly not fit to run a criminal enterprise think that they are going to be like Walter White but irl.

>pimping and smuggling sound safe enough

Neither of those is remotely safe. You aren't cut out for the thug life.

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>>1940985
>asking how to make money illegally
>on a venezuelan currency trading forum known to be monitored by law enforcement

>>1941006
for the sake of pointless discussion, might be fun and interesting
>>1941002
it doesn't take that much, how do you know i'm not fit for that ? also i didn't say anything about a criminal enterprise, a one man operation isn't exactly an enterprise and is easy to manage

online fraud i guess. But since you have to ask about it id give you a week before getting caught

>>1940985
>itt straightedge people thing criminal life is easy
I went from being scum to not scum
It's much easier to recover from being a shithead than it is to become one for money

>>1940985
Dima is the shit

>>1941559
you don't know me man.
>>1941573
i know, i myself am a vasyaw who also enjoys fitness

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>>1942293
>you don't know me man.

>>1942340
not to sound like that but you really can't know what anonymus faggots from the other side of the world are like irl

>>1941006
this. i always i was retarded but since i browse 4chit i know i am doing quite well.
also op should buy kneepads.