>be me >sell stuff on ebay that doesn't exist

you shouldnt sell ur gf

>>1936937
So you're committing fraud on an account linked to your real identity, on a site that always sides with the buyer?

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>>1936947
> linked to your real identity
nigga you stupidhhhd ?!

Git gud, buy shit then claim you never got it/not what you expected/didn't come with a complementary blowjob. Then you sell that free shit and get your money back.

eBay is a fucking hole.

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I sold 16 lamborginies in five days for 100k each. Now I'm rich. Its total free money. Too easy.

>>1936949
>>1936951
Teach us more nigger tricks, Tyrone. How else do we get that sweet cracka money?

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>>1936959

>>1936960
That works well for international buyers.

You could also print CDs/DVDs of language courses like Pimsleur and sell as used items. Most people will not complain and you're not on eBay's radar.

People buy bullshit in eBay. Find older motherboards and sell that e-scrap. You could make a legitimate business just clearing out office liquidations and reselling the equipment or scrapping the whole thing.

>>1936959
You know what, I was in this way back when I was a little cunt, on one occasion I did take a deposit on a porsche. I was also busted and faced court after a run of 3 or so years

>>1937002
Kek

>>1936959
Oh no you 'diint

>>1936947
Hahahahaaaaa

>>1937002
Pfff. God. Cunt

>>1936942
>girlfriend
Be realistic anon

>>1938099

The Joke.

Your Head.