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I'm 26, no job experience and a drop out.
Should I just lie about my current level of instruction to find some lowkey job while I go back to school?
how easily would it be to bust me?
Would it be a financially sound option buying a gun to just off myself?
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You do realize that lying about job duties means you will know how to do the job first day of work, right?
You probably don't even wash your own dishes by hand, chances are you can't even lie about dishwashing with a straight face.
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>>1929157
>lying about job duties
Excuse me?
>You probably don't even wash your own dishes by hand
I do, dishwasher has been broken for 10 years now.
But I was aiming at something like warehouseman or the like.
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>>1929174
heavily embellish your resume. dont lie. google "good attributes to put on a resume"
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>>1929273
Those who apply to me seems seems to be "buzzwords" mostly, I'm fucking useless.
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time to educate yourself and start your own business or become self employed
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>>1929302
I'm not skilled enough to get a job or smart enough to gradute, how do you expect me to manage that?
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>>1929368
Use kneepads
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>>1929144
Just lie. What can they do, sack you? At least next time you'll have some work experience to base your lies on.
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>>1929413
this guy is 100% right
The worst thing that can happen, is they don't hire you.
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