Anyone else here investing in powerball tickets? I do 200$/week

>this is how poor people actually think

>>1911317
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SbHKzpzlgkc this is you

>>1911317

You literally have a higher chance of being rich by buying 10k worth of LEPEN and holding

>>1911317
you have a better chance of dying tomorrow than winning the powerball in the next 100 years

>>1911330
100% correct, this is how wagecucks think

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>>1911317
>invest
>powerball

Please leave my shitty containment board....

>>1911330
>>1911361
>>1911364
>>1911366
>>1911414
>>1911419
You don't win if you don't play

As I say, if you want to win the lottery you have to make the money to buy a ticket

>>1911317
Hey, at least the students and veterans thank you for your purchase.

I knew I was always destined for great things. This must be it! I was destined to be the winner of the highest lottery jackpot in existence. I knew right then and there that this jackpot was meant for me. Who else deserved such a victory? I had been through so much rejection, suffering, and injustice in my life, and this was to be my salvation. With my whole body filled with feverish hope, I spent $700 dollars on lottery tickets for this drawing. As I spent this money, I imagined all the amazing sex I would have with a beautiful model girlfriend I would have once I become a man of wealth.

>>1912454
Hi Elliot Rodger

Usually I buy 1 Eurojackpot on friday (2.5 Euros - the jackpot now is 60 million Euros) and buy two tickets on my country's lottery on Saturday (under 1 Euro/ticket, the jackpot is now is over 1 million Euros).

To be honest I give myself this chance because I started to use the Law of Attraction in the last few months and it works for me in my day to day life. I see that <5 euro/week as it is, only a game and I enjoy playing it and visualizing what I will do with the money. If you play the lottery and feel bad when you don't win, you're doing it wrong.

>>1911317
> negative ev
> investing
You have some warped definition of what is an investment anon.

>>1912505
This. It's just gambling.

>>1912505
kek reminds me of the time I heard a black guy telling another black family who had crowded around him (well 2/3s of one, guess who was missing) that his hooverboard was his best investment of 201X.

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Got my hundred dollars in tickets today. Let's see if I win

>>1912443
And you don't lose money if you don't "play."

Outside of some card games gambling is a fools game and you should realize you're buying some mental masturbation and not "investing."

>>1911317
Wouldn't it be smarter to save $200 a week and then buy a shit ton at the end of the year?

I buy a ticket for 2€ once in a while.

>>1912980
taking a picture with your phone at almost 40MPH. its like you want to wreck and kill others

>>1911317
I don't invest in lottery tickets, I buy the smallest amount of them that gives me the dream.

$20/month on quick pick 2/10 rounds of Mega Millions, and I only buy that like 3 times a year...

250k net worth, should be around 300k by EOY. Won't even need lottery.

>>1912980
>one hand holding the tickets
>other hand holding the phone/camera
>car is going 30 MPH
Did you die seconds after making this post?

>>1913049
He's probably also smoking and listening to music at extreme volume

>>1912454
Dear Lord,

Please let me win this lottery so I can prove that money won't change me.

Signed,
Your faithful servant

>>1912980
>some fat 10 year old wins it over you

>>1912499
why don't you just take your 5 euros to a roulette wheel. If you keep winning, you'll become a millionaire and its way more likely than you winning the lottery.


or better yet, just invest that money instead? would you have fun seeing yourself develop a nestegg and tangible returns?

>>1911317

The incredibly low chance you do win you couldve invested and been well off. Much quicker and more likely. Lottery is a meme dont be dumb

>>1912584
and horrible gambling at that. if you're going to gamble, why not do it in a way where you could actually conceivably win?

>>1911317
200 a week would result in pretty nice gains in the stock market.

>>1911317

If you're going to blow that much cash you're better off playing the small state jackpots, then compounding your winnings

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>>1911366
this
>>1912980
>one hand one wheel going 40
>1 post by this ID
>mfw

>>1912443
Hell even i buy a ticked once or twice a month when its up but $800 a month??? Wewlad. I will invest my 10k a year thanks

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>>1912980
Fucking 10/10 post anon good job

>>1912499
I feel good when I think about how I'm not as stupid as people who regularly buy lottery tickets, and I save money. win-win!

>>1912980
lmao

>>1913049
>>>1912980
>>one hand holding the tickets
>>other hand holding the phone/camera
>>car is going 30 MPH
>Did you die seconds after making this post?

$100 in lottery tickets, taking a picture well driving, diagnosis: owns many flat brimmed fitted hats. It's retarded boys.

It's a better investment than some of the shit that's advertised here.

>>1914157
That's me, I agree OP should stop that. At the very least throw it at meme coins.
But I also hate when people who never play say shit like 'if I won the lottery'.

Honestly, I do play but the sad fact is that I'd probably be disappointed if I won any of the lesser prizes

> oh hey, 150k, not bad!
> dumped into investments, never to be seen or thought about again

>>1911317
This is how rural and suburban retards think.

>>1913011
you increase teh chance for the singular draw, but if you spend the same amount of money on tickets over multiple draws, the more draws gives you a higher expected value for the same money spent

>>1911317
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

>>1912980
are you Eurasian by chance?

>>1913039
>almost 40MPH
the fuck, it's barely above 30
the government says it's safe to hit kids at 25mph, calm the fuck down bro

>>1915159
curious why you're asking

>>1915010
Show your work because that doesn't sound right.

>>1915992
found a good article awhile back but lost it, but the odds are slightly better because you have the chance to win multiple times