Job interview tomorrow. Finance/Accounting internship with regional

>>1902346
Rehearse common questions
Dress for success
When you look into their eyes, in your head keep saying dirty things to them.

>>1902350
>When you look into their eyes, in your head keep saying dirty things to them.

explain please

>>1902351
Alpha male brainwaves will put the female into submission and you will get the job.

Shit man

Jerk off a lot, a lot a lot a lot

Or have actual hot sex just before

If you want the job, get an escort before the interview

Ah man fucking HR cunts fucking christ

>>1902351
I dunno senpai but it works for me. Women become more friendly and even flirty when I do that

My friend just got on with this place as an HR intern at $19/hr. I heard they pay fin/acc more. So I REALLY want this, but all the people I know that work there are attractive women, so I'm afraid they'll be biased against me.

>>1902346
We know that this thread is not real.

>>1902375
yeah people dont go to job interviews and no attractive women have jobs stop lying op

>>1902375
Its very real.

>>1902372
Assuming that the people interviewing you are from the department you're going to join, and not some HR types, all you have to do is come across as someone they'd want to work with every day.

>>1902396
I know at least one of them is HR because my friend recognized her name from her interview a couple weeks ago and knows who she is.

>>1902402
If the other one is HR too, you just need to bullshit your way through it. If the other one isn't HR, then ignore the HR one and focus on getting along well with the other one. HR generally don't make hiring decisions, but can be gatekeepers if they manage to insert themselves as a first round in the interview process.

>>1902412
Alright. Well there's four of them, but I'll try to remember this because I know who the HR one is.

>>1902346

Be friendly. Smile.

>>1902389
Nope. You are just trying to pimp a persona and make /biz/ surfers think it is cool to be the way you suggest.

Too bad for you.

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>>1902418
Nope. Pic related is from the confirmation email.

>>1902442
Oh, it's one of those. They're easy to prepare for, you just have to have a bunch of prepared anecdotes to answer questions like "tell me about a time when you worked in a team" or "tell me about a time when you failed at something".