> Be me
> 4th year economics student
> A Chad who has been copying my problem sets the last 4 semester wants me to create a March Madness bracket
> Despite being risk adverse and having little understanding of sports, I accept a bet of $10 dollars with him and 8 other chads.
> 1st prize gets 100 dollars
> Do 30 hours of Data mining for tourney
> Run Monte Carlo Simulations
> Decide on most optimal Bracket
> I can't win after the first day
> MFW I did all that research for nothing because you can only have 1 bracket
> MFW I was trying to mitigate risk but I forgot about the 1 bracket rule
Try r9k
>>1897321
Nice blog post, but nobody gives a fuck
>>1897321
>betting on niggerball instead of redpilling your co-friend worker on how basketball is a vector for the jews to push multiculturalism and degenerate behvior on the masses of (white) youths who emulate muh based nigger basketball hoop throwers instead of men of the west like aristotle
>>1897321
You're complaining about losing $10?
Are...are you fucking 15 years old? What in the fuck?
You motherfucker people here have lost tens of thousands of dollars in crypto today alone and they're going to make it back tomorrow with profit and do it all over again the next day.
We fucking SHIT $10.
>>1897328
Try /pol/
>>1897334
> and they're going to make it back
how to i get my 10 dollars back?
>>1897321
OMG dude.
A federal minimum wage job would earn you your money back in 2 hours.
Like Jesus dude.
I make $50k a year and I feel like a poor hobo. So get your shit together.
>>1897328
Fedora as fuck
>Implying you've even read Aristotle
>>1897508
shitskin detected