>I put $21k into mutual funds last night >Market crashes

You just got unlucky. Don't panic. Investing is over a period of years, not days.

You should've timed it, the fuck were you thinking putting your life savings in like that. Honestly though I would pull it we're in a bubble right now

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>>1885231
>bitching about 2%
rly m8
also
>investing on a monday

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>>1885231

Tick-Tock, No Coiner

I made $5,000 today

>>1885231
>invests in mutual funds
>panics over a 2% crash

Do you understand what they are for? You just got unlucky, it'll rebound or not. Most likely over your lifetime you can expect consistent returns.

>>1885231
ur gonna lose 2% in fees anyway so just chill

>mutual funds
people still use these?

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>have to distribute 80/20 asset allocation across 401k, IRA, AND taxable account
>short term redemption fee getting in the way of allocating proper amount of bonds, waaay over-allocated stocks
>fed raises rates
>stock AND bonds advance
>entire portfolio swings up $2000
>oh my god I want off mr shekelbergs ride
>stocks fall today for no fucking reason
>entire portfolio swings down $2000
>I WANT OFF MR SHEKELBERGS RIDE

>>1885350
Adults who use actual brokerages and have more than $10k in capital to spare use those, yeah.

>>1885238
This isn't my life savings this is just my bonus and some of my savings

>>1885239
Is it bad to invest over the weekend so they fill monday morning? It could go up or down over the weekend what's the difference if it's a monday?

>>1885418
I heard mutual funds are a bit of a racket because of the service charges when you try and move them or cash out? There might be better investment vehicles out there.

>>1885385
hhmm, I'm an adult, with 4 actual brokerages and over $30k in capital to spare and don't use them... thats weird...

>>1885457
So what's the best alternative?

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>>1885231
bad timing. last week had highest etf inflows in many years, retailers jumping all at the same time, at the top, some of them will get trapped instantly thus resulting them to panic

we are looking to high chance of even 10% correction currently. after that dow should continue with force upwards once again

>>1885485
i guess building your own portfolio and learning the markets