I'm trying to come up with an okay slogan for my tutoring

Don't let drems be drems

>>1875512
How about
>Hey, need a tutor?

"if you want to waste your money learning nothing and paying a lot, all while being molested, come here, idiot"

>>1875512
have something catchy

"Get good"
"NEET is WEAK!"

>>1875535
Psst, need a tutor?

>>1875512
I like ''Don't think of who you are, but who you will be'' and ''do you believe in yourself as much as we do?''
Another good one could be something like:
''Become a normie or stay stormy!''

>>1875512

>We won't touch your children, but we will teach them.

>Need a tutor? Go to McGruder!
Could work if your last name is McGruder

>Come here to pay money for something the internet can already do"

>"pay me to tell your kid to do his homework"

>>1875512

"Do you need a tutor? Email me on your computer"

Then list your email address below

You're welcome

>>1875512
how about
"You're dumb as fuck kid, get some help"

>>1875512

How about:

>We'll rape your kids, sexually

>We do tutoring, and also molest kids

>Pimps up, hos down

>>1875556
>>1875669
>>1876530
>being molested
>We won't touch your children, but we will teach them.
>We'll rape your kids, sexually
>We do tutoring, and also molest kids

WTF how do you make the connections between tutors and this bullshit?

>>1875691
How bout "MacGruber" instead.

>>1875512
BE HONOR
STAY HONOR
COME HONOR

>>1875512
i like the first one d e s u

"You can't spell A without Autism, hire me!"