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>no bitcoin ETF so how do i invest in bitcoins? i have zero

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>no bitcoin ETF

so how do i invest in bitcoins? i have zero idea.
i recently talked to an analyst from a large bank and he said they hold the opinion that it could gain large amounts of value, but its still dangerous so they dont offer the services (yet).
if there was an etf i could just buy it over my broker, but now that it didnt get approved where do i buy bitcoins?

is there a guide? please post it or guide me. help
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>>1874698
>where do i buy bitcoins?
you go into the bad part of the town you see these shady niggers skulking around drive up to one hand him your cash and say "i would like some bitcoin please!"
that's the only way.
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>>1874698
tell me what movie that .gif is from
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>>1874698
Gemini exchange + bitkey
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>>1875213
But if you couldn't figure that out for yourself using google, you should skip cryptos. You''l probably make a mistake that will cause your coins to be lost/stolen.
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>>1874698
You can buy them at pawnshops in my city
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>>1875238
Some cities have btc atms for withdrawal and small purchases. I have two at least.
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>>1874698
What if I told you the ETF meme was a ploy by the based twins to get his billionaire buddies to look at the crypto market?

What if I told you they knew it would fail, but it would create enough of a spectacle for average investors to hear about bitcoin on their own, resulting in them going to unregulated exchanges to buy altcoins?

What if I told you the pattern of massively increased volume and price run ups mimick the exact price action of gold post-GLD ETF, which the based twinks made?

Praise these men, for they are the ones who caused the altcoin rush we see now
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