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>spend two years developing a product
>launch a Kickstarter, in one of the less saturated niches
>hit our funding goal in 12 hours from friends, family, our networks all interested in it
>2 days pass
>still under 150% of our goal
>sales stall
What the fuck...
>start looking at our ranking on Kickstarter
>we're like 70th in the technology list
>literally 30 projects WITH ZERO FUCKING BACKERS listed before us
>go to our specific section
>15 projects active
>9 projects with no funding
>ALL NINE OF THEM ARE LISTED BEFORE OURS
Everything that's happened so far is just convincing me further and further that the world is doing *everything* in its power to stop me from being successful. There's some invisible force that is specifically targeting me, to fuck me over.
Well here's my thought on the matter: fuck you. I am going to be successful. I am going to be fucking WILDLY successful, fuck you, you fucking piece of shit, I will beat you. I will win. Fuck you.
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>posting about it on an anime image forum
>still hasn't produced anything
>complaining about ks "rankings"
dweeb
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>>1868187
The big bullshit? Our conversion rate is EIGHT PERCENT. EIGHT FUCKING PERCENT. And yet Kickstarter isn't driving traffic to our project.
>>1868191
>still hasn't produced anything
What are you talking about?
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>>1868193
80% is 2 sus. They know you're trying to play them with fake investments.
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>>1869340
And they aren't fake investments, that's only off the pitiful organic traffic KS is giving us. Everyone who sees our product wants one, but Kickstarter is deliberately fucking us over.
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>>1869653
promote on other platforms
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>>1868187
link
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>>1868187
Do your job and promote your kickstarter elsewhere yourself.
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>>1868187
>hit our funding goal
what do you care? you already hit your goal. go and produce your shit.
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>>1869672
It has to be the the mail box tray.
Looks awesome OP. I'll take 5. Getting the mail is so difficult. It's always flying around and blowing away in the wind or falling on the ground. Attractive women stand and laugh at me and call me a cuck while I fumble with the mail day after day. My quality of life will improve ten fold after I get this dope ass mail box tray.
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>>1868187
You should try telemarketing for your kickstarter campaign.
I bet you can make it work if you really develop communicating well.
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>>1868187
Whatchu developing
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>>1869694
fuck
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>>1868187
Is it this one?
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