>tfw you have "that talk" with your parents again

>>1862223
>have two condos
>bought a house 3 months ago
>live at home rent free
lmao

sucks to be you.

come live me with brah

rent is free

only condition is use have to suck me dry 5 nights a week before bed

>>1862223
Infinity years.
I come to that conclusion by deducing that you're lazy and are hoping that these cryptos will become worth millions. I guess this is the modern day way of playing the lottery. But either way, hoping holding cryptos will make you rich (or playing the lottery) is for dumb people.

I don't mean to be mean, but maybe this'll jostle you into realizing that you need to start making an effort.

Maybe you should buy a lottery ticket.

>>1862238
How big are you?
Are you in AZ?

>>1862238
Can I use a vacuum cleaner?

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Join the French foreign legion.

>>1862271
I do if you'll wear a wig ;3

>>1862223
>"son, when are you gonna get your own place?"
>"j-just as soon as my internet money makes gains. it's h-headed to the moon!"

god I love this board

>>1862223
I'm starting to feel this pressure as well, even though I live with just my mom and she doesn't mind me living with her, in fact she wants me to be around. I'm only 21, but I've been unemployed for over a year now. Every job on Indeed seems exactly the same - some sort of customer service job, or being stuck behind a register at a store or in a fast food joint. I know I need to be working, but I can't fucking stand those jobs any more, I would much rather stay jobless than work as a cashier AGAIN.

I have $500 in my bank account, no car or college degree. I'm totally fucked and I see no way out of this.

Kek I know these feels I have 6 btc and im a 23 yo virgin living at parents. I work part time a waiter and have never brought a girl home.

> tfw when ugly no existant maxilla

>>1862406
Im down.

>>1864033
Go to your nearest casino and play roulette. Only play the outside (black red even and odd numbers). It's literally the easiest way to win. I can make 100 into 1000 every time, specially if the roulette tabke has a screen with the last ten recent results. Just keep in mind that red and black have a 50% chance, if two blacks in a row appear, is more likely a red will happen next. There's exceptions to the rule, but it just takes practice.

>>1864086
Holy shit man, don't do gambler's fallacy on these idiots, they'll believe you.

> red and black have a 50% chance
You and I both know that's not true.

>>1864126
It works for me, it just takes practice. Yes there's a green color, but I've only seen it happen twice a week. Might as well rule it out.

>>1864086
if two blacks in a row appear, is more likely a red will happen next

Hahahahaha holy shit

>>1864086
Man, such a great system! I wonder how casinos stay in busnisses when all I have to do to make a 1000% profit is bet on blacks if reds have been coming up.