I have under $100, no job, and about to be kicked out of college

You're probably going to have to settle for some mid-market kneepads. Maybe there'll be a sale at Dick's.

Paint curbs for 25 bucks a pop. It gives you sales experience, plus it bootstraps this whole starting a business thing I keep hearing about for less than 100 bucks worth of materials.

>>1859665
Ever heard of getting a job?

>>1859694
I've never had one and don't know if anyone would hire me. I have a misdemeanor for vandalism.

>>1859681
>kneepads
Nah dude just suck those bad boys on the hardwood or something. OP clearly can't afford luxuries like that.

>>1859703
I was going to say tutor but looks like you are off to the Walmart cuck station for now

>>1859721
Damn. I never wanted to work for WalMart...

>>1859723
Then don't.

>>1859725
The only place that has called me back saying they are hiring is some minimum wage bagel place that doesn't even pay their employees on time every two weeks. I'm so fucked. I'm going to starve to death.

>>1859727
Have you checked Craigslist for odd jobs?

You buy stencils (big bold block numbers). Floor mats that you can cut a rectangle hole out of. and black and white spraypaint. Do not worry if the hole is too big, the idea is have enough room to have a border. Just spray, move it aside, and spray again for the black background. Then you lay your stencils atop, and spray your white gently. Too much will run.

EZPZ. And if you fuck up, just spray black on top and start over. You'll get the hang of it after you do it a few times, and you'll get your hands dirty to help explain to people what you're doing.

Don't starve, and maybe try bringing a buddy for a cut and see which one of you has better sales ability and make the other one paint. You want the better salesman bringing them in because you both make more money.

I like cul-de-sacs.

>>1859730
Floor mats are in the automotive section.

>>1859728
I've always been afraid of Craigslist, my parents advised me against ever using it. Would you recommend?
>>1859730
Will consider.

>>1859736
If you really need the money, Craigslist is not something to shy away from. You gotta use common sense though and make sure the deals aren't sketchy in any way.

>>1859665
This is a pretty sad picture, man.
Almost as sad as your life.

>>1859745
Alright, thanks anon. Maybe I'll invest in a knife for potential personal defense.

>>1859665
Now I understand why Kim Jong Un is such a dick.

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>>1859716
home made knee pads are the answer