>TFW no job so I can't afford to have car, pay for gas,

Get a car

If you can't figure that out, you probably wouldn't last long at a real job anyway. Eat some buckshot.

>>1858961
>>1858963
wow what a great business forum. Thanks for thegreat advice guys.

You are just one great idea after another. I already lost my money when I bought your stupid /biz/ coin and Trump coin. Now you can't even help with this?

>>1858967
Lmfao you're a shitcoiner too?? This is too good.

>>1858955
>Bikes, buses and trains don't exist
>Online applications don't exist
>Phone/Skype interviews don't occur
Yep, pretty hopeless, maybe you should apply for disability.

>>1858955
Move to a small walkable city with a low COL like pitttsburg or milwalkee. Never have to worry about the cage again

>>>/adv/
You should get a bike.
If you are educated then pay for a taxi for the job interview and then bike to work when you get the job.
If you mean you literally can't find a place that is hiring then google maps jobs around you and google the business name for job applications.

>>1859936
Fucking this. We live in a world where owning a car seems more like a joke.

>>1858955

Get a job. Get a ride the first couple weeks. Buy a bike.


Or

Be a broke waste of space

My poor GF had this conundrum, so I loaned her my car for the semester.

Basically, I suggest you get an awesome pair of tits.

>>1858967
You said it yourself: Business.

Not "basic life-skills" anon.

hint: /biz/ is very libertarian, "I can't get a job" is not something in their vocabulary, the reality that some people living in situations/places where employment is hard to physically come by is beyond them.
The solution to everything (and not without some merit) is "start your own business" or "work for yourself"

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>>1858983
My fucking sides...

>>1858955
>>1859974
i have 2 jobs and go to school. fix your life and stop making excuses

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>>1858955
First, lets get rid of the ifunny watermark.

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>>1858955

make your own car

>>1858955
Play vidya and eat frozen chimichangas.

>>1859974
this. I have jobs and no car. Easy. fucking UBER... or fucking LYFT... way less stress, no annoying tickets, no insurance, no parking, no having to defensively drive because everybody is checking in on their fucking instagram... pretty simple desu

>>1860687
yeah. just fucking costs $25 a ride. nice idea normie.

>>1858955
have you tasted a penis?

>>1858955
I got my first car by working my ass off at a local cafe (10 minute walk from home). Just apply to any business you see in a 10 minute walk radius or so.
If you're a rural fag you're out of luck and might as well kill yourself.

>>1860698
costs me 7 dollars to go 8 miles to work. It's literally cheaper than owning a car.

>>1860715
>8 miles

you could have driven that yourself retard

also i live in canada

>>1860715
Yeah but you can use a car for more than just commuting to work.

In the long run, a car is cheaper than public transportation.

>>1860698

what does it cost you a ride in your own car?

just add up the gas, insurance, maintenance, purchasing cost, etc. and average it out.

genuinely curious

>>1860733
I've never taken an Uber before but to drive 100km it would probably cost me at least 10x as much for an Uber.